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Dream - oooh er!

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Spice17 · 15/08/2012 09:48

Sorry, can't share this in real life but just had to spill on here.

Had a dream last night that I was paying, yes PAYING Matt Baker to have sex with me while I'm pregnant.

The very same rosy cheeked, cheeky, One Show presenter was 'moonlighting' as an escort and I was enjoing his 'services'. He was still married, still a TV presenter etc (obviousy with some penchant for pregnant ladies!)

Where on earth did I get that from did watch a lot of Olympic gymnastics but still?!

Will most definitely be tuning into the One show tonight :)

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SlightlySuperiorPeasant · 15/08/2012 09:50

Oooo-er indeed. I had lots of those dreams in the 2nd trimester of my first pregnancy. Couldn't look my manager in the eye for months after one of them

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sundaesundae · 15/08/2012 10:04

I haven't had any fruity ones yet (only 10wks), but last night I dreamt that we shared our bed with another bloke, like he rented part of our bed. I felt very rude as I couldn't remember his name and was trying to ask OH without him hearing!

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sammyleh · 15/08/2012 10:21

Me, Tom Daley and a Jacuzzi in one of my dreams this week. The boy is ten years younger than me, I felt VERY naughty when I woke up!

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PragmaticWench · 15/08/2012 10:27

Pregnancy does seem to inspire crazy dreams! Last night I dreamt I met an incredibly gorgeous man who wanted to have an affair with me, and in the dream I refused but was so tempted. Woke up appalled, I am very happily married.

You just can't tell people in RL these things.

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Spice17 · 15/08/2012 11:43

That's just it, was dying to tell someone but DH probably wouldn't be that impressed, work colleagues would be a bit and if I texted friends they would wonder why on earth I felt they should know this! 32 weeks pregnant, bit mental

I totally heart Matt Baker now though, mmm, mmm, mmm!

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Nancy54 · 15/08/2012 15:00

i think i have one that trumps all in terms of weirdness!! the other night i dreamt that my best friend was giving my 93 year old grandma a back massage with her very large breasts in my garden!! both were naked.

WTF!!!

why can't i have normal tom daley esque dreams!
i told DP and he was appalled!

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ItsMyLastOne · 15/08/2012 15:11

Nancy

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Spice17 · 15/08/2012 19:34

Has he had a haircut? for me?

:)

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Flosie1989 · 15/08/2012 22:05

Nancy that is hilarious and just made me proper laugh out loud! Haha the things we dream about! When I was pregnant I didn't have any saucy dreams just really scary ones! Some were so nasty