I firmly believe that when we all go for our 10 week bookin in appointment and get given all those leaflets there should be a special leaflet for partners - "Don't piss of the hormonal, a how-to guide". It basically involves keeping quiet for nine months
He can add a jumper, you can't remove a layer of skin.
Step 1 - if in doubt, say nothing Step 2 - Yes, she does still look sexy to you Step 3 - If you are standing up and she is sitting down, go to the kitchen and return with biscuits and/or tea. It will never go down badly Step 4 - If she is hot and you are cold, tough Step 5 - No, childbirth is NOT 'just like having a really big dump' Step 6 - Yes, you will help shave her legs. No, you will not laugh at the fact she can't even remember what they look like