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cupcakebakerer Wed 15-Dec-10 14:44:58

* You have to go for a wee before, during and after a meal.

* You had an innie that's now an outie.

* You have asked Google some pretty embarrassing questions.

giraffeshatewinter Wed 15-Dec-10 18:11:48

2 out of 3. At 32+5, am just waiting for my innie to pop. Bleeugh.

discobeaver Wed 15-Dec-10 18:22:03

Your boobs have their own postcode. You start walking like a weebil - wobble but don't fall down. You lose your balance when bending/kneeling.

You want everything you can't have - wine, coffee, soft cheese, hard drugs..anything

cupcakebakerer Wed 15-Dec-10 18:22:48

I never thought I'd see the day. Even more disgusting is that I can now see that it needs a clean!

LDNlady Wed 15-Dec-10 19:59:05

....the wind blowing the wrong way hurts your already sore, large, embarrassingly pokey out nipples!!! blush

LeroyJethroGibbs Wed 15-Dec-10 20:00:28

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TooImmature2BMum Wed 15-Dec-10 20:08:08

Anything you eat sparks horrendous heartburn.

My innie is still half's very weird.

PuraVida Wed 15-Dec-10 20:15:30

You can smell that the person two cars in front is smoking

PussinJimmyChoos Wed 15-Dec-10 20:19:04

You want to punch co-workers who dared eat anything garlic based the night before as you want to vomit all over them at the slightest whiff of their breath

Ditto for fag and coffee breath

debka Wed 15-Dec-10 20:19:14

You want to turn over in bed, think about it, and don't bother.

PussinJimmyChoos Wed 15-Dec-10 20:34:38

You master going to the loo 2 or 3 times a night, peeing in the dark, wiping, hand wash and staggering back to bed without fully waking up

LDNlady Wed 15-Dec-10 20:38:42

You ( I ) no longer have to wait to get home to have a poo. Any loo at work, in a cafe, restaurant, train will be fine!

EBDteacher Wed 15-Dec-10 20:46:03

I would suddenly kill someone for the last jar of Marmite.

And then vomit on the corpse.

brillopads Wed 15-Dec-10 20:54:13

puss LOLing at the garlic, DH has been in 'trouble' a couple of times for that.

purvida A lady in work very kindly gave me a cute Disney babygro, but her DH smokes and I could smell that ohsofaintly on it

Lougle Wed 15-Dec-10 20:56:21

You get a positive pregnancy test...

cowboylover Wed 15-Dec-10 22:32:34

You cry when there is not rotisary chicken left in Asda

bonnymiffy Thu 16-Dec-10 08:50:48

Normally you plan to do things 3 or 4 nights a week, but now you're in bed by 8.30pm...

LifeOfKate Thu 16-Dec-10 17:14:35

You well up whilst watching Miracle on 34th Street in the scene where the mum tells the daughter to stop wasting Santa's time blush

MissCKitty Thu 16-Dec-10 20:43:45

You cry at the 'burnt loaf' Warburtons ad blush

Ditto the horrendous heartburn (I you know that chocolate will make it worse but you just can't help myself............)

Oh and I don't have an innie anymore but its not an outie either - its perfectly flat like a barbie doll's belly button confused

Ginfox Fri 17-Dec-10 08:32:09

People at work constantly ask you how you're feeling, then tell you all about how tired/sick they were, along with any new labour-related horror stories they haven't already regaled you with.

And I'm only 10wks! May have to invest in some earplugs.

cupcakebakerer Fri 17-Dec-10 11:40:01

Oh God Ginfox - totally agree. In fact I now know how everyone in our office gave birth, when they had their first kick etc etc. I think it's just plain rude as you barely get a response out before they are telling you everything relating to their own pregancy (many of which were many moons ago). I shall make a mental note NOT to do this when I am no longer the pregnant one. It's very annoying.

GlitteryBalls Fri 17-Dec-10 11:43:56

You cry when you hear Christmas Carols blush

GlitteryBalls Fri 17-Dec-10 11:45:43

PS Miss Kitty give the belly button time. Mine hovered at a notin/not out place for ages then popped out suddenly! x

MissCKitty Fri 17-Dec-10 12:43:05

glittery DP pointed out yesterday that I am in denial about my belly button and its def an outie. He also lovingly pointed out last night as I got ready for bed that my stretchmarks have appeared over the last couple of days too. Don't you just love them biscuit

KirstyJC Fri 17-Dec-10 12:45:34

You get varicose veins in a place you didn't know they could be....and wince every time you sit down!shockblush

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