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Nunners Tue 07-Dec-10 17:09:33

Really awful, stinky, CONSTANT wind. From the lower regions.

Is this one of the symptoms of pregnancy, or am I just a smelly old bag who should not be around people?!

<looks around nervously for affirmation, while trying not to let one rip in a public forum>

scubamummy Tue 07-Dec-10 17:18:52

yup

BagofHolly Tue 07-Dec-10 17:24:05

Seems standard to me. Some days I'm almost self-propelled.

prettywhiteguitar Tue 07-Dec-10 18:09:11

ahh yes, lovely wind

always present

hazchem Tue 07-Dec-10 18:12:05

I find it's worse when i take heartburn medication!
I think preganacy is really just losing your sense of dignity day by day.

snowmummy Tue 07-Dec-10 18:13:58

Completey normal!

mavies Tue 07-Dec-10 18:33:10

I disgusted even myself on a daily basis. Lasted the whole pregnancy.You have my sympathy.

hippy3 Tue 07-Dec-10 19:39:21

lol......this made me laugh. I ready this post out to my DP and he laughed, i was like see its not just me !!!

LunaticFringe Tue 07-Dec-10 19:40:55

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Teasie Tue 07-Dec-10 20:20:50

Ha! They say children are like farts as you can only stand your own but my goodness I've had to run from some of my recent rippers! All completely normal! grin

DomesticGoddess31 Tue 07-Dec-10 20:58:04

Wind was my first symptom. 8 weeks in and it ain't getting any better, and it's both ends for me. Makes working in an open plan office a whole lot more challenging, let me tell you.

kelly2525 Tue 07-Dec-10 20:58:23

Ive just farted so violently I think Ive blown myself another arsehole, and it hurt grin

Im 35 weeks now, but it was 100 times worse at the beginning, trying so hard to keep it in at work and around others!

jasmine51 Tue 07-Dec-10 21:04:06

My dog is so disgusted with the constant 'duvet hovercrafting' he's taken to sleeping downstairs now

Nunners Wed 08-Dec-10 11:26:13

I just roared laughing at all the responses - I feel so much better! Thank you!grin

thefurryone Wed 08-Dec-10 11:29:29

Not just you. I'm 20 weeks and trumping like a trooper. Apparently baby can now hear things, I reckon this is may be why children are so fascinated by farting because it's basically the first thing their poor wee ears ever get to hear.

Poledra Wed 08-Dec-10 11:33:17

You need to learn the ancient art of Crop-Dusting grin

LeroyJethroGibbs Wed 08-Dec-10 11:36:23

Message withdrawn

missnevermind Wed 08-Dec-10 11:42:17

Mine smell like sprouts.
I havnt eaten sprouts since last Christmas - not nice.
8 weeks here too, glad its not just me.

sh77 Wed 08-Dec-10 11:50:03

lol "From the lower regions." - from where else could such smells emanate??

Kelly - that is the best line I have heard this week!!!!!!

Why are you all sniffing your farts??

At least they can be controlled to some extent, but if you have an episiotomy, they will just fall out of your arse without any warning.

SerenaJoy Wed 08-Dec-10 11:58:06

See, I was like this BEFORE I got pregnant, and now that I am (12 weeks) the farting has practically stopped. Unfortunately, I still HAVE the wind, I just can't get rid of it as I'm not farting, and I can't burp (haven't been able to, since I was a baby myself). So basically I just slowly inflate over the course of the day, like a hot air balloon preparing for flight.

Eventually I get so bloated it makes me nauseous and I go to the bathroom and heave until I make some awful retching/burping noise and get rid of all the air from my stomach.

I think I'd rather have the farting sad

sh77 Wed 08-Dec-10 12:01:17

Get Delatine by Rennie. Works a treat. Then you can come here and compare smells grin

GlitteryBalls Wed 08-Dec-10 12:40:29

Just think how much your digestive oragns are squashed up? That's my excuse to my DP anyway! But yes, it's bad. It was worse for me earlier on, then it dies down a bit.

SerenaJoy Wed 08-Dec-10 12:41:07

Well! I certainly put the dampeners on this thread didn't I?! Sorry everyone - please continue with the funny farting stories, I'm just jealous!

sh77 Deflatine helps a little, but the only thing that would make me really feel a million dollars would be a big loud trump! grin

ninipops Wed 08-Dec-10 18:51:07

Windeze was the only thing that helped me out first time round. I am 5+5 now and I have roughly 35 weeks worth at the ready!

CupcakesHay Wed 08-Dec-10 19:00:12

I had friends visiting me for 2 weeks - and had wind the whole time. Over it now (thankfully) - was about 28 weeks at the time - and not matter what i ate I had wind. Also painful for me - not just smelly. My advise just wanr friends and family!!!! {blush]

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