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KatieScarlett2833 Fri 26-Nov-10 21:27:48

I am wondering if I could be pregnant. DH and I are devout catholics and in order to avoid pregnancy he does it up my bum.

My friends say it is unlikely, but I've been peeing a lot lately and have started craving rhubarb, just like when I was pregnant with DS6.

Please help.

Jareth Fri 26-Nov-10 21:30:03

lols

tomhardyismydh Fri 26-Nov-10 21:30:17

you need to do a test shock

whomovedmychocolate Fri 26-Nov-10 21:30:47

Hmm rhubarb. That is interesting. No custard I take it....just the rhubarb. bear

KatieScarlett2833 Fri 26-Nov-10 21:31:47

I would, tomhardy but when I shit I keep missing the stick. It has cost me £100 this week on clearblue and I'm still none the wiser.

DuelingFanio Fri 26-Nov-10 21:31:53

test.

whomovedmychocolate Fri 26-Nov-10 21:31:55

I'd tell you to sod off but you may just take me up on it grin

do the test.

tomhardyismydh Fri 26-Nov-10 21:32:31

i read that as duvet catholics.

wonder what a duvet catholic looks like

KatieScarlett2833 Fri 26-Nov-10 21:32:55

Yes whomoved, rhubarb. Custard(o) makes me vom.

AnyFuleKno Fri 26-Nov-10 21:33:04

have you tried sticking it up your arse?

Showaddywaddy Fri 26-Nov-10 21:34:08

Mmmmmm rhubarb.

Sorry, what was the question?

tomhardyismydh Fri 26-Nov-10 21:34:24

op you can get one of those specimine pots from the gp. please get

put your mind st rest you poor thing.

is he forcing you to participate in such demonising acts?

Preggersplayspop Fri 26-Nov-10 21:34:56

Yes, I think you probably are. The same thing happened to my friend and her triplets are now 13!!

whomovedmychocolate Fri 26-Nov-10 21:35:11

Are you suggesting she sticks rhubarb up her arse anyfule?

whomovedmychocolate Fri 26-Nov-10 21:35:59

<just checking - do we have any civilians on this thread or is it just you mad buggers?>

KatieScarlett2833 Fri 26-Nov-10 21:37:02

No, how will that help me discover if I am enceinte? Stop being so mean AnyFuleKno, I have no-one else to turn too, and you are making me feel as though I shouldn't be here. If I was MN Royalty, you'd be helping me through this difficult time, but no, you just mock. Your just like my school bully, Jasmine McCleary, what a bitch. She got genital warts in the end and quite frankly they were too good for her.

AnyFuleKno Fri 26-Nov-10 21:37:03

no - get the clearblue digital, stick it up your arse. Not only does it tell you how many weeks pregnant you are but whether you have too much fibre in your diet.

KatieScarlett2833 Fri 26-Nov-10 21:44:49

I can't get out cos the weatherman says it might snow over the weekend and if I get stuck, who is going to love my children? Anyway I've already blown the tax credits on fags and pocketed the Housing Benefit on my 9 bed house. The daily mail is coming round tomorrow to do a nice feature on our family. They marvel how DH and I cope on benefits and want to share our secrets with their readers. Do you think they'd sub me a clearblue digital?

whomovedmychocolate Fri 26-Nov-10 21:46:27

Jezza will have you on and do a test on air I'm sure. He'll even put you all up in a hotel and buy you a babycham from the mini bar.

KatieScarlett2833 Fri 26-Nov-10 21:52:25

Who is this Jezza? Will I have to show him my ming in return for the babycham?

tomhardyismydh Fri 26-Nov-10 22:04:53

is this your house

KatieScarlett2833 Fri 26-Nov-10 22:09:37

And the one next door. The council are putting in an extension to join them together.

tomhardyismydh Fri 26-Nov-10 22:12:43

well you are entitled to it

KatieScarlett2833 Fri 26-Nov-10 22:22:12

Well, not according to Dave n (Pr)Nick. According to Dave DH will have to stop claiming the sick and work up a chimney to get the dole. I wouldn't mind but he's a bit tubby and I worry that he would get stuck.

Loubilouu Fri 26-Nov-10 23:23:04

Okayy... the comments on here are actually making me think.... is this is a joke??

Ummm if your preg wouldnt you take the test normally? like piss on the stick?? :S
im actually kind of confused by reading this?

is it for real or are you all just taking the mic?

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