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What do you call their privates?

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PurplePenguin25 Sun 06-Dec-15 18:13:22

Okay, so, DS is 10, so potty training was a longgg time ago and we always referred to his penis as a willy... But what about girls? I'm due a DD

OddSocksHighHeels Mon 07-Dec-15 00:16:00

I use vagina but I'll probably be told off in a minute for not using vulva grin

Seeyounearertime Mon 07-Dec-15 00:20:35

I have a DD, we say "Flue".
Honestly don't know why, its just sort of come about.. confused

ChinaSorrows Mon 07-Dec-15 00:44:10

My mother called it my "front bottom"
<shudders>

I call it a vulva.
Boys have a penis.

shakespeare Mon 07-Dec-15 08:30:09

Fanny and willy for our boy and girl but they both know the correct terminology as well. Well sort of, my girl (6) still seems to call it her pagina grin

DreamBigGuys Mon 07-Dec-15 23:37:03

Willy & Gina (the same sound as the ending of Vagina)

Shinyshoes2 Mon 07-Dec-15 23:48:46

Boy - penis
Girl - chuff or vagina
Haven't gone into the whole Vulva / vagina / piss flaps thing yet

MrsLeighHalfpenny Mon 07-Dec-15 23:51:05

Didgeridoo blush

grumpysquash2 Mon 07-Dec-15 23:55:14

Do you mean what you will call your DD's parts to your DS? Or what you will call them to DD in due course?

If the first option, you will have to say vulva or fanny or something naff like girls bottom. Actually you will have a chance to educate him as to the location of the clitoris (he will grow up thinking everyone just knows where it is....). If the second, anything will do for a few years.

grumpysquash2 Mon 07-Dec-15 23:56:47

FWIW, my DS named my DD's parts as a "wee-wee patch" which was accurate from his point of view (he was 2; she was newborn)

UmbongoUnchained Mon 07-Dec-15 23:57:10

We call it a moo.

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