April 2007 - The one where we all wait for StealthPolarBear's Baby ....

[CaptainDippy]

Ta Da!!!!

Morning all!

[StealthPolarBear]

[StealthPolarBear]

WOnder if this will be the last thread before my baby's born? Wouldn't count on it!

[Bramshott]

Ah-ha! Great title !

[runnyhabbit]

Shall we have a race - thread getting to 500 posts or SPBs baby?

Morning all

[CaptainDippy]

Hope so SPB

[StealthPolarBear]

why are our postnatal threads in bold when none of the others are?
Right, need to do something, at the moment I'm wombling (can't think of the word) eating, MNing and letting T trash the house. Should make a start before it becomes too much.

[StealthPolarBear]

wallowing
and killing off brain cells
Silly question, how do I potty train? T has no nappy on, potty in full view and I keep suggesting he use it, sometimes he tries, sometimes not. What else should I be doing?

[runnyhabbit]

I remeber getting J to sit on the potty and watch the tv He was allowed to put a Thomas sticker on the potty when he had done wee/poo

Novelty soon wore off though....can't really remember having any kind of plan. Dressed him normally, and it took a few accidents for him realise what was happening - 2/3 weeks later he was dry. It was almost like he needed to have the accidents for him to understand what was happening - iyswim.

[StealthPolarBear]

T won;t sit still to watch the TV even though I'm begging him to. Didn't seem bothered by stickers
Well he's just pooed on the rug, which is fine, but then as I was trying to get the wipes out etc he sat on the sofa..........argh! Cushion covers are washable, so no big deal except that's the one the zip broke on last time I washed it so have no way of getting the cover off. Poo. Literally.

[StealthPolarBear]

oh now I'm washing a beanbag cover too. If he says "Mummy, look" one more time I'll weep

[StealthPolarBear]

oh and we need a new rug Sofa cushion cover's in the wash so that's one less thing.
Suppose he may be doing all this to ensure I go into labour just as the house is covered in poo, banana and oat bar - clever boy
BTW pull up pants are back on - I'm not a complete fool

[cazboldy]

Oh dear SPB.....

sorry cant really advise you to do anything - it just kind of happens all of a sudden......

bit like when you go into labour really

now did you get that homework done last night?

fwiw scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees will help to open your pelvis and get baby into a good position, so maybe T is trying to help after all bless him

take care of yourself - wishing you lots of luck for the big event xxxxx

[StealthPolarBear]

oh yes, homework done, DH delighted but nervous, made no difference at all!
Yes, thanks T Have just spent the last hour or so emptying the beans from the bath into the now clean beanbag cover using a jug - surely that has to bring on something more than backache??

[oooggs]

doh - I have been wearing the same clothes all summer (2 pairs of bottoms & 5 tops!!!)- well since I gave up the maternity stuff.

I have just emptied my waredrobe and found loads of stuff that fits didn't realise I had lost the weight and now just that I have clothes to wear and the season is changing - its like free shopping as I wasn't wearing this stuff last summer as pregnant.

Oh have also 'new' autumn/winter wear as well and loads to dispose of.

[Doobydoo]

spb
Fab OOOGGS
Our comp broken so using dp's work one.
Will pop in to see how you all are and SPB,OF COURSE

[runnyhabbit]

This camping lark is getting a bit out of control Anyone got advicehere

[runnyhabbit]

oooggs - I love it when that happens

Hi dooby

[elkiedee]

Bookmarking - my CM is taking this week off so not much reading/posting time during the day. Have survived 3 days so far, although only Monday morning/early pm and this afternoon for long on my own. Don't know how anyone does it full time.

[Sexonlegs]

Morning. Bookmarking as well! Back later

[StealthPolarBear]

morning
glad it;'s not just me who thinks that, I could never be a SAHM, don't have the patience!

[Bramshott]

Oh ha ha, I've just noticed that Mumsnet seem to have shaved 2 years off my age on my profile. Have they done it to flatter me do you think?! Is it a blanket policy?!

[StealthPolarBear]

sorry Bramshott, me too - looks as though DCs ages get updated while yours stays set in stone...actually, suits me as I'll be 30 in a few weeks

[Bramshott]

Hurrah - so even when we are old ladies moaning on here about our daughters in law, in the world of Mumsnet we will be forever young !

[elkiedee]

I foolishly updated my age last year although not since my most recent birthday.

[nevergoogledragonbutter]

Hey,stealth just a little message of good luck!

It probably won't help for me to mention that DS1's due date was 16th september and we didn't see him til october. Not helpful really is it?