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April 2009 - Chapter 1: We're not pregnant, just fat!

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PuzzleRocks Sat 16-May-09 18:04:48

We made it!

The fab April ladies and their blessed progeny...

12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: FELIX DEVLIN ALEXANDER 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES
02 Apr: Oddeyes: ELEANOR 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bumpalump: JACOB 8lb
04 Apr: BabyBolat: KARAHAN 6lb 5oz
05 Apr: Mrsfossil: ISLA LILIAN 7lb 10oz
06 Apr: BoffinMum: FELIX DAVID GORDON 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: SpringySunshine: GEORGE NATHAN 8lb 15oz
11 Apr: RachelinScotland: CLEMENT JAMES 8lb 14oz
11 Apr: Lou031205: ISLA SOPHIA 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: Electra: ISABELLA CAROLINE 6lb 3oz
11 Apr: AuldAlliance: ALEXANDRE 7lb 6oz
12 Apr: Phdlife: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 3oz
12 Apr: BethDivine: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 9oz
13 Apr: MathsMummy27: AMELIA CHARLOTTE
14 Apr: Purlease: ADAM 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Juwesm: HUGO GEORGE 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Bronze: ISAAC JOHN
15 Apr: HeidiT: HEIDI
15 Apr: Kalikaroo: Name TBA BOY 8lb
15 Apr: Minush: ZAFIRAH ROSA 7lb 12oz
15 Apr: FatandFedup: EMILIA ROSE 7lb 6oz
16 Apr: PuzzleRocks: HOLLY ELIZABETH 8lb
16 Apr: Brettgirl: HANNAH GRACE 6lb 15oz
16 Apr: ReallyTired: Name TBA GIRL
18 Apr: Staryeyed: Name TBA BOY 7lb 11oz
20 Apr: LuLuBai: SEBASTIAN 9lb
20 Apr: Swaliswan: BETH 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Kittycatisgettingfat: GABRIELLA AUDREY BIANCA
21 Apr: B52s: SAM MARTIN 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Schulte: HAZEL LOIS 7lb 9 oz
23 Apr: Tristaleejac: LEWIN 8lb 4oz
23 Apr: NuttyTaff: TIAHNA SKYE 8lb 8oz
23 Apr: Purplemonkeydishwasher: ISLA ELIZABETH 8lb 14oz
24 Apr: Soon2befamilyof4: TALIA 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Carameli: THEO LAURENCE 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Surprisenumber3: EVIE ANNE 8lb 2oz
26 Apr: Bicnod: OSCAR MATTHEW 8lb 1oz
27 Apr: Lauren61: OLIVER STEPHEN 7lb 7oz
27 Apr: Gingersarah: VERONICA ROISIN 9lb 1oz
30 Apr: MegBusset: ARCHIE 8lb 15oz
01 May: Satheresitting: Name TBA BOY
03 May: Conkertree: Name TBA BOY 8lbs 8oz
06 May: Frekkles: HARRIS MERLIN 8lb 5.5oz
07 May: TarteTatin: ALBERT JOHN
10 May: Ilovesummer: Name TBA BOY

Juwesm Sat 16-May-09 18:08:12

Hello! I had a baby in April. Can I join??


PuzzleRocks Sat 16-May-09 18:08:31


By BabyBolat Wed 13-May-09 18:07:16 Add a message | Report post | Contact poster

OK so the award categories in no particular order:

1. Soppiest poster:
2. Most prolific poster:
3. Best birth story:
4. Smuttiest April mum:
5. Most horrendous birth experience:
6. Funnies April mum:
7. Bravest April mum:
8. Largest baby:
9. Earliest baby(ies):
10. Best name change:
11. Best thread crasher:
12. Best thread title:
13. Best baby nickname:
14. Thread advisor award (aka mother hen):
15. Relentless award (for never once resting in pregnancy):
16. Glamour award:
17. Impatience award:
18. Statistics award:
19. Best cervix award:
20. Fiercest Fanjo Warrier award:
21. Pregnancy rule breaker award:
22. Best International / Cosmopolitan April mum:
23. Most useless baby gift received:
24. Best nester:
25. Worst nester:
26. Smiles in the face of adversity award:
27. Most punctual baby:
28. Least punctual baby:
29. Most tasteless link award:
30. Worst MIL:
31: Pedantry ERT latin-based plurals award:
32:Longest labour:
33: Shortest labour
34. Funniest April mums moment:
35. Saddest April mums moment:
36. Most memorable April mums moment:

And finally...

April mums soundtrack suggestions:

If you copy and paste the list into an email and send your answers to and I will collate and post the winners on Monday morning so we have all week and weekend to complete them – for those that want to remain anonymous – I brownie girl April Mum promise to keep your identities secret!

PuzzleRocks Sat 16-May-09 18:08:59

Not sure, you seem shifty. hmm

Juwesm Sat 16-May-09 18:10:26

Awwww, go on, I'll bring my Buttons!

Plus, I like rude words.


PuzzleRocks Sat 16-May-09 18:11:14

OOh, I like cock.

Juwesm Sat 16-May-09 18:14:05

Are you a cock-hungry strumpet?

Juwesm Sat 16-May-09 18:15:01

<<Wonders if this is the way to start shiny, wholesome thread for Mums>>

NuttyTaff Sat 16-May-09 19:13:10

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NuttyTaff Sat 16-May-09 19:14:11

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Juwesm Sat 16-May-09 19:22:22


Don't tell me you had a baby in April too?

<<Spooky coincidence>>

Northernlurker Sat 16-May-09 19:29:43

Aha - see you've finally passed over to the other side.

All the best people are post natal you know grin

PuzzleRocks Sat 16-May-09 19:38:11

Why yes I am Ju. wink

NuttyTaff Sat 16-May-09 19:44:58

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bronze Sat 16-May-09 20:16:19

oooh nice decor in here

Juwesm Sat 16-May-09 20:19:55

<<Puts down pot of geraniums she just stole from antenatal>>

NuttyTaff Sat 16-May-09 20:29:18

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NuttyTaff Sat 16-May-09 20:32:22

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WhatFreshHellIsThis Sat 16-May-09 20:55:07


Juwesm Sat 16-May-09 20:55:07

Tea please, and 3 HobNobs.

'Tis good to have a soapy willy in the shower!

Glad we're making the place comfortable smile

Juwesm Sat 16-May-09 20:56:09

Tea please, and 3 HobNobs.

'Tis good to have a soapy willy in the shower!

Glad we're making the place comfortable smile

Juwesm Sat 16-May-09 20:56:27


NuttyTaff Sat 16-May-09 21:03:30

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WhatFreshHellIsThis Sat 16-May-09 21:08:21

<<opens a bottle of wine>>

Juwesm Sat 16-May-09 21:22:37

<<Slaps the steaks on the griddle, puts the Cartmel STP in to warm>>

Cream, custard or icecream with your STP??

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