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November 2012 - The new quiche sleepy dust crop-sprayer plane seems to be working

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StuntNun Fri 12-Apr-13 15:10:16

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BigPigLittlePig Fri 19-Apr-13 11:24:00

Detective it is my hair that F gets covered in. I'll be bald if this carries on much longer. I feel very PMT-ey today. Not that I've had a period in over a year. I need a big fuck off slap from that rotting fish.

TheDetective Fri 19-Apr-13 11:35:14

Oh yes, that too BP. I was picking my hair off other peoples babies yesterday.

You don't need a slap, you need a bit quichey hug! Egg and cheese included grin.

I am having PR's left over mac n cheese for lunch. I mean, her recipe. Not her actual mac n cheese. That would take some logistical planning...!

BigPigLittlePig Fri 19-Apr-13 11:40:05

Just eaten a packet of hula hoops in record time. Would it be so very wrong to have another pack?

<ponders the above whilst eating a fairy cake>

TheDetective Fri 19-Apr-13 11:54:57

Nope. Have 6!

PetiteRaleuse Fri 19-Apr-13 11:57:23

No, wouldn't be wrong pig in fact you should have one for me!

Detective my two have both been self harmers with their nails. They do grow so fast. Wish mine would. Maybe they would if I stopped biting them. But it's a choice. Fags or fingernails.

BigPigLittlePig Fri 19-Apr-13 11:57:28

Have found a bag of marshmallows. Hello, friends.

PetiteRaleuse Fri 19-Apr-13 11:59:26

I just ate two kitkats.

BigPigLittlePig Fri 19-Apr-13 12:07:51

Let's end this Fred with some proper food porn.
Am drinking hot chocolate made with actual melted chocolate flakes. It did have some marshmallows on but they have leapt into my stomach.

BigPigLittlePig Fri 19-Apr-13 12:09:12

PR this may interest you.

TheDetective Fri 19-Apr-13 12:10:22

I've just nommed the mac n cheese, and I've got a shit load of cookies and cream kit kats I am resisting for 2 minutes.

What's for tea?!

DP said he's doing toasties. I hope he gets ciabatta! Mozarella and tomato with some basil for me please!

BigPigLittlePig Fri 19-Apr-13 12:11:06

I'm struggling to think of any savoury food substances.

90% of my brain is currently occupied by visions of the chocolate river in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.


PetiteRaleuse Fri 19-Apr-13 12:12:20

Ha ha five fingers. More kitkat lushness.

Food porn. Ooh, I cooked this the other day. Was yum.

I replaced the oil by butter and added lemon juice and zest to the breadcrumb mix. Ate with ratatouille. Was really nice.

TheDetective Fri 19-Apr-13 12:12:25

Mine grew alarmingly beautiful when I was off this time last year with hyperemsis. Camped out on sofa, no house work, no work = gorgeous nails!

PetiteRaleuse Fri 19-Apr-13 12:13:00

Link fail sorry

TheDetective Fri 19-Apr-13 12:13:42

You make me giggle PR all your recipes have had added fat mmm my favourite grin.

I luffs your recipes!

Is joining slimming world. Soon. Damn.

PetiteRaleuse Fri 19-Apr-13 12:14:32

Tonight I am going to the doctor so will just do a cheese omelette with the leftover ratatouille.

StuntNun Fri 19-Apr-13 12:14:37

So who's having the last post then? Shall we have a race?

StuntNun Fri 19-Apr-13 12:15:32

I just ate two bags of free crisps from the MN Walkers product test. grin

TheDetective Fri 19-Apr-13 12:15:53

DP made an omlette the other day. I shall share my disgust with you. It is truely horrendous!

5 eggs, cheese, pickled onions (?!), whole pack of streaky bacon, salsa, and some other shit I forget. But seriously. WT actual F is that?!

PetiteRaleuse Fri 19-Apr-13 12:16:08

I love butter in food. I know oil is better blah blah but i freaking love butter. Oh, I melted it by the way before adding to the mix.

BigPigLittlePig Fri 19-Apr-13 12:16:12

Suspect I will be too weighed down with chocolate to reach finish line.

StuntNun Fri 19-Apr-13 12:16:21

About to have an African Nectar herbal tea. Does that count as food porn? It is luvverly.

TheDetective Fri 19-Apr-13 12:16:23

I want it!

BigPigLittlePig Fri 19-Apr-13 12:16:29

Struggles valiantly on...

TheDetective Fri 19-Apr-13 12:16:31

Damn you fuckers!

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