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November 2012 - Forget 50 books in 2013, we'll have 50 threads

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StuntNun Wed 20-Feb-13 09:35:18

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Passmethecrisps Wed 20-Feb-13 20:37:49

Shame on them PR. I am surprised such things are allowed in France. You will just need to eat those funny mini-brioche things with chocolate chips.

The thing with the blouse was that I teach computing and had been wandering around giving direction, looking at work and so on. I had been leaning right over a boy -sort of pointing at his book the the screen so pretty close proximity. I had wondered why he seemed a bit odd. When I noticed I yelped and shouted "my blouse is completely open! Why did none of you tell me?" This was met by shrugged shoulders.

I would always want a pupil to tell me if I was having a wardobe malfunction! Shame on your teacher VQ! He sounds like a turd

PetiteRaleuse Wed 20-Feb-13 20:41:34

I would Pass but my baker makes them too. I'm going to have to cross the border to get my bread. Dammit. Why can't he time his holidays to coincide with mine eh? EH? Lazy selfish inconsiderate cunt.

Thankful Thursday tomorrow.

kissyfur Wed 20-Feb-13 20:42:52

She's gone to sleep in her cot!

Am downstairs watching breaking bad on Netflix

Yippee fucking doo daa smile

kirrinIsland Wed 20-Feb-13 20:44:11

N has just started going down for the night at half 10 - this is a definite improvement on midnight but a little earlier would be lovely! She seems to sleep well on me but wakes the instant I head towards the cot. I'm working on getting her in the pram or basket downstairs first - at least that way i can have my arms back!

fruitpastilles Wed 20-Feb-13 20:52:45

Laughalot S has her last bottle at 7:30 and then goes to bed at 8.
She's been a nightmare today, so clingy, I've not got a thing done all day, every time I left the room she whinged. I didn't think she'd go down at 8 as normal tonight because she hasn't slept as well today but she did thank god
Finally getting round to opening her bank account tomorrow, she's got more money than me!

PetiteRaleuse Wed 20-Feb-13 20:55:44

Damn. New episodes of Person of Interest and the Following out. But DD1 has picked tonight to be a PITA so is almost 10pm abd DH still trying to settle her. Oh well, something for the weekend...

TheDetective Wed 20-Feb-13 20:57:09

O has no money. Like me. grin

No bank accounts here. sad

Is anyone elses babies fussy over which blankets they sleep in? Turns out O is. I wrapped him in a normal blanket, and he woke, annoyed. Turned out what he wanted was one of his softest fluffiest ones to bury his face in.

Fussy bugger.

YW What you fretting about the mortgage for?! Chill, and enjoy setting up your new home!

YellowWellies Wed 20-Feb-13 21:03:03

I'm just worried the bank will say no confused despite the AIP

ShellyBobbs Wed 20-Feb-13 21:04:04


I forgot about bastard swearing, I feel fucking robbed. Cunting, twatting hell.

TheDetective Wed 20-Feb-13 21:04:57

Oh, and another rant about the cunty insurance fuckers.

The Twat Next Door who bumped in to my car outside my mums, who after pissing about has decided to go through the insurance... well. My fucking premiums have gone up. I did a quote on money supermarket with it on, and with out, and it has gone up by over £70.


I wasn't even in the fucking car. It was parked on a drive. It was NOT MY BLOODY FAULT! It wasn't parked dangerously, or even in a stupid place. It was on a private fucking driveway!


I want to tell the insurance company to claim back the excess premiums (for this year and the next 2 that it seems to affect - I did quotes changing the year of the accident too!) as uninsured loses. Bet that gets me nowhere hmm. I thought the whole point was you were never supposed to be out of pocket.

Fucking cuntbummers.

TheDetective Wed 20-Feb-13 21:05:29

Wayhey Shelly you got your share in grin.

Keep it coming!!!

Passmethecrisps Wed 20-Feb-13 21:06:46

Weirdly p is awake. She has one day a week or so where she wakes up after an hour and wants up. She is currently sitting on my knee watching law and order. I think she was too hot as our bloody boiler has started acting up and turns the heating on at random. It is almost 22 degrees

Pikz Wed 20-Feb-13 21:10:59

Twats twats twats twats

Just felt like it

ShellyBobbs Wed 20-Feb-13 21:11:51

Watching obem. Thank fucksters I don't have to piss about doing that again!

fruitpastilles Wed 20-Feb-13 21:14:23

Forgot it was sweary Wednesday
Fucking cunty bollocks grin

Detective, Sinead is the same, she has to have her fleecy blanket, but not as a blanket, she has to have it to lie on, she won't sleep on a normal sheet, and she knows if I put a different fleecy blanket under her and won't settle, I don't know how she knows the difference, they feel exactly the same to me!

TheDetective Wed 20-Feb-13 21:16:16

He has 3 blankets of a fleecy nature, and is happy with any of the 3. He is less fussy than S clearly. But still fussy!!! At least it means I can hopefully always have one washed and dried at least!

Clarella Wed 20-Feb-13 21:17:06

<hands wine to detective>

well boob juice failed for first time ever, wide
awake baby at 8:15 so left him with Dh while I ate crumpets and watched the next ten mins of being human. not sure how but he was still down by 8:30 extractor fan came in to play I think

lo would go around 4 or 5 hours at night if it weren't for his wind. colief has helped A LOT(thank you garden!!) but guzzler swallows loads of air/ let down issues and we never quite get it all up as he freaks sometimes.won't let me burp mid feed anymore either
without a mental breakdown - which gives more wind!

this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass.....

Clarella Wed 20-Feb-13 21:19:02


ValiumQueen Wed 20-Feb-13 21:21:31

Fuckballs. Decided to go to bed, and less than 30 seconds later...

Pikz Wed 20-Feb-13 21:26:14

VQ repeat after me this too shall soon fucking pass...

FatimaLovesBread Wed 20-Feb-13 21:26:40

Do any other BF get really distracted when feeding? Ms new favourite thing is to pop off half way through and nearly bend herself in half trying to look around. If someone talks to me while feeding her head shoots up for a look. She's too bloody nosey.
Currently sat in bed trying to do sleep time feed and she's started looking round twice so I've put her in her basket as punishment. She's now slurping on her fist grin

Having my haircut and coloured tomorrow. Don't know what to have done, I'll probably be really boring and have a trim and my roots done. I prefer to come put with completely different hair, that's how I ended up getting shorter and shorter

PennieLane Wed 20-Feb-13 21:30:33

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

daisychain76 Wed 20-Feb-13 21:40:22

Marking place sat in bedroom with sleeping baby who won‘t be put down. Have got ddown to about 9.30/10 most nights, but that is after about 6 wweeks of trying to get him down at 7!

ValiumQueen Wed 20-Feb-13 21:40:58

This too will fucking pass indeed! Better fucking do! But after watching call the midwife again, I am very grateful for him, and also that I have only three, and reliable contraception.

Night night again then. Hopefully not see you until the wee hours.

ShellyBobbs Wed 20-Feb-13 21:42:35

Shitting bastarding fuck flaps. Being twatting Human, forgot all fucking about the new series. Cunting Sky plus and the broken fucking box. AND WHERES THE TWATTING PLUS BUTTON ON THIS BASTARD THING! grin

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