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Ok I just had to come and find you on page 2 of the postnatal clubs list! The last post is almost a month old. That's not on ladies, or are you all too busy organising 4th birthday parties?

Hi all, long time no postee. You all seem like old friends, even though I rarely post. Sam is doing well, can't draw anything recognisable (apart from 'potatoes' and 'onions' pictures he keeps bringing home from pre-school).

Still has a full nappy every morning, but is dry during the day, but we have gone back to pooing in his pants instead of the toilet. So frustrating.

I am full time at work and farm the kids (DS1 is 6) out to all and sundry, but it keeps me sane.

Ooh hello, good to hear from you. We don't seem to use this much anymore. If you have facebook we have a group on there that tends to get used more often, come on over.

Four??? Four years old? How did that happen?

Hope all the FW babies have (had) good birthdays!

We went to Deep Sea World AA! I thought of you...

Hi everyone xx

I have decided to become a man.

Actually I am joking, I thought it might liven the thread up a bit.

Boff, if you were a man, I totally would .

(after I've had a baby, had a pelvic floor repair and lost all the weight, obviously)

I feel all Brokeback

Fucking hell you lot have got so boring. Do we have to synchronise repeat pregnancies??

I'll try and do you some live labour updates in the next few weeks if you like .

Are you planning a repeat pregnancy Boff?

Um, let me think about that.
No.
Zulu, have lost track of events. When are you due and what is it?

Haha. Didn't think so!

Due in the next few weeks. It's a baby . Dunno which kind. Definitely the last though. My varicose veins have varicose veins.

How are you? Since we seem to be having a 2 way conversation these days.

Zulu I have forgotten your original name, I am so sorry, so I can't remember how many offspring you already have and what flavours. Please fill me in.

I am more or less OK with a really good new job, but the SPD is quite bad. In fact I have a DLA tribunal looming imminently. Felix is doing great though. Such good company. He is like a mini me of his daddy!

I have DS (4), from the April 2009 club, and DD (1.11). I don't think I ever made friends with you on Facebook - will see to that this evening!

DLA tribunal sounds stressful. Amazing the things I didn't know about SPD. I thought it always went away after pregnancy. I have a friend currently on crutches after getting it just from being in labour!

<counts blessings, yet again>

Hello Fanjo Warriors!

Is this thread the most recent one? Auld and I are sitting here at her kitchen table in Hollywood with our feet being rubbed by the pool boy, wondering if we have the right place.

We would like to share the fact that we have both come out, and we are engaged to be married. We are still not sure who is going to be the lady. Perhaps you could all make suggestions based on our posts, as to who is the most feminine.

Lots of love
Mrs and Mrs BoffAuld

Anyone want to be a bridesmaid?

Here we go. Before i post in Style and Beauty.

Wake up you lot. <tries to make thread trend just to confuse everyone>

Non, non, non.

No, definitely this.

Thinking of this for atop the gâteau....

We think we might adopt a little orphan to Cement Our Union.

Are you both high?

Please wear these gorgeous creations.

oy vay bridesmaid dresses... can I just work behind the scenes? Decorating or something?

I'll weave you all up a nice wrap though.