2010 - the best year of my life, for half of it I was pregnant and for the other half had my baybee. 
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AlpinePony · 01/01/2011 11:09
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PollyPoo ·
01/01/2011 14:14
Hehe, love the opener Alps. Just read it out to TG and he snorted his coffee out through his nose.
Happy new year FESHies! I spent the evening bouncing, tweaking, drinking port, eating christmas cake, stinking of bloody clary sage oil and watching House. STILL no baybee news but I am still having a bit of a show since the stretch and sweeps. Yes, plural - I had one on Weds and one on Fri. Cervix v soft but still closed, bah. Still, midwife did not make any further appts as she feels baybee will appear soon enough. I bloody hope so - I am booked for induction on Thursday. Eek.
I think Kylie has been open about having botox hasn't she? I suspect there is more but she is not admitting.... She probably has all the fat sucked out of her arse and pumped into her face. 
OkieCokie ·
01/01/2011 16:13
Happy New Year you old tarts. This is the year that I plan to lose 2 stone (yeah right!)
Feeling somewhat ropey today. Got back home from friends this morning about 11 and promptly chucked up due to the excesses of last night. I daren't mutter the words but I think feeding Peppa at 4am and then at 7.30 was not sure a great idea. I had taken some expressed milk but couldn't be arsed to go downstairs and sort it. Mini Okes woke up about 11.30pm (what a surprise there) and ended up downstairs joining the frivolities with our mates until about 2.30am as there was no way he was going back to sleep. He still wouldn't go to sleep unless I was in the room with him (but being quite sweet about it and not being hysterical) so I bailed out and went to bed then which in hindsight limited the damage a bit.
Alps it all sounds a bit fucking shit. Do you care to elaborate? And BTW isn't it your testing day? Do we have another 
I have eaten a KFC and we have back to back Peppa Pig on so feel ok now. KIds TV isn't usually on in our house until after 5.30 but I don't plan on carrying on how I have started the new year, today is a special exception!
AlpinePony ·
02/01/2011 06:19
okie Droid turned up days early and was very short (not implantation!) - princessboo says this is something to do with the weird moons last month. But personally I think her woo stole my baybee!
I haven't watched EE in years - recognise hardly any of the characters now - but am still confused as to why women still throw themselves at Fiwl Michuuwl. 
I've read about, but couldn't bear to watch the SIDS thing. I don't think I will ever stop worrying about that. With all the stress right now that's my fear, that the cherry on top will be that he won't wake up. :(
silv I've had work. I had the fat sucked out of others and injected in to my arse. [wobble]
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SilverSky ·
02/01/2011 07:56
Alps we don't talk about it (eg don't say what it's called a la Voldemort) as I is also in fear of it. Could just about read the guidelines leaflet that the HV gave me.
Ooo get you and your "work"!
poll I am less J-Lo more Jello.
OkieCokie ·
02/01/2011 20:30
Our gaf is positvely cold and although I whinge about it I prefer it to hot. Everywhere I stay it is always TOO hot. On NYE at friends house Peppa was in her basket near the window which I had open as it was boiling. I am sure the heat contributed to my vomming on New Years Day
Muse I think you have it pretty much sorted. Peppa lives in white sleepsuits and vests (no arms) at night and during the day I dress her in pretty much the same but more fancy ones (ie more colourful). Remember you are likely to get loads of clothing gifts so don't go overboard on the buying initially. When they are so little I personally like them to wear sleep suits rather than normal clothes as normal clothes make them look older and I want my baybeee to stay baybee like forever (since this is more than likely going to be my last 
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AlpinePony ·
03/01/2011 09:50
TEEF! OMG, we have TOOF!
Just back from 6 month check-up, god I hate them. I get all jittery and expect them to take the baybee away from me uttering "you? A mother?". :(
Clothes. As soon as you figure out which outfits you really like and what works best, they'll have grown out of them. We are now in 6-9 month clothes. Wtf?
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