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How to live forever

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Wellwobbly Sat 24-Aug-13 11:29:00

A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after a Labor government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.

"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.

SilverOldie Sat 24-Aug-13 13:09:11

Ha ha - nice one and oh so true smile

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