The land where the bong tree grows 2005(190 Posts)
Ok guys I have done some spring cleaning and the yurt is dusted out. I am out on the deck enjoying a glass of fruit cocktail and a spiritual moment. Come and join me.
Can I have a straw and an umbrella in mine.. want to practise for my holiday
and can we go a pickin later at the tree missus
Go for it Paps. Tell me some goddess stories whilst we are at it! I want to pick strawberries in the berry fields today!
I have been intenting my goddessness in another thread atm...
actually would be good to know what you think about this comment from God... oh heathen sister
Paps not sure this is for me. It sounds a little sppoky and whilst Neale doesnt look like a normal guru it is abit like the things I usually laugh at << Glitter hides her face at lack of spiritual energy etc and soul>>.
Anyway am now out in the sea spa today having some mushrooms on toast which are bringing me to a closer undestanding of the particles of the Universe.
Am up for a ride if anyone likes later. How is esmerelda Paps? I bet she has got fat through lack of exercise.
No worries, just wondered wot you would think of it all.. spooky huh. Spooky like how, in wot way?
Esmeralda was loaned out to the elves whilst I was otherwise engaged. She is abit plumpish though as ole habit die hard and she loves her thistles and chocolate coated carrots.
So wot did you think of the tale I gave u awhile back... Bluebeard. No goddess tales available atm. Will have to find a nice one for you.
well lickety split I be back again with a nice creation story for you seeing as your all laid back in the hot tub and watching the bubbles of life.
I will sit on this nice lounge chair and tell you of Papatuanuku sort of pronounced.... papa to a nook a
suits with a homeward bound kiwi theme aye
Hiya Paps I took esmerelda out on a leading rein as she semed to be bored!
Loved the stories and have copied them.
Spooky hearing god matey that is all. To one who does not believe it seems either a cry for help, a way to make money or someone in need of a depo injection once a month!
OOOh haev just read your story it is absolutely brilliant I love stories like that. I can see you lounging in your wicker chair telling me whilst I sit on purple velvet cushions like a disciple at your feet. Can we have a glass of fruit cocktail now? I would like mango, banana, kiwi and blueberries please and a nice bong to go with it from the tree!
check out the... It's Raining Bong's!
this is us at the sea salt spa
That cocktail sounds real nice - I think I will have it while sitting in the spa
Typical Esmeralda being bored... you probably forgot to make sure you had lots of chocolate carrots and also don´t ya know donkeys dig in their heels when being lead on a string.
We could go for a ride down to the forest to talk to and serve the animals, she likes that.
Hiya Paps Esmerelda trotted along beside me fine yesterday. Yes lets go for a ride and have a laugh. Bing and Bong Yippee ROFL.
okay... a quick trot before I jump on a southern hemisphere bound plane tomorrow.
watch the bong plant and esmeralda while I am out in the spacetime continum
Melsy stop lurking and come and keep glitter company
HIya gm I am fine how are you? Paps come and haunt aus a bit whilst you are away!
I have had a chilled day my DH is in the states and so I did cooked breakfast for us all and then roast for tea and took the kids to the cinema. They are all playing above my head now which means they are on my bed! so I will have to sort out the chaos.
Thanks for the ride Paps it was a breath of fresh air.
Well its early and I am on the deck getting some sun. The pool is looking blue and gorgeous and I am going for a dip later. May have my nails done as well.
Wondered if anyone had any thoughts on the Gaia Principle.. the concept that the earth is a living entity in it's own right? Sounds weird.. but have been reading about it..and it seems to make a lot of sense.
Anyone got an input?
Eeek. ignore that.. sorry to crash in on your thread so senselessly.. was suppose to be a new one.. tum te tum.. I'm not here!
Hi Glitterfairy... paps has arrived to Aoteroa and I am very glad. Such a calm energy here... I guess its the less people, hustle bustle and lots of sea air making me feel soothed.
Just been lying around reading a Nexus Magazine while baby paps snoozes. I must subscribe it is such a REAL publication - echoes all the wisdom that I feel in my heart and soul.
ciao for now babes.. gotta go look for a natural practioner.. am having sinus problems... and need a hopi ear wax treatment or something (I think I do Melsy).
Hello.. I've crashed into the Bong Tree land again only this time deliberately! I'm not really sure what you guys are up to in here.. but it looks great anyway.. so I'll lurk and hope I get some insights.. ;)
Just wanted to say that I clicked on that CwG link and ended up on Neale Donald Walsh's site which I have not visited in a while. I read some of the questions submitted by people and ended up submitting one of my own. bit of a burning one.. so I reckon I was meant to be reading the Bong Tree Thread tonight.
Hi SleepyJess Welcome back to the land of Bong trees
I am on holiday atm so not around so much. Glitterfairy is looking after my donkey... Esmeralda... so she is probably off on some wild ride.
There are no rules or set patterns to this place and hopefully that freedom allows for insights to pop up from time to time.
I think the CwG discussion board is no longer situated on the Neale Walshe site... hope you got some good feedback from you burning question!
Melsy if you see this message come and say hello have been thinking of you xxx
I have been sitting on a RL deck this afternoon enjozing the sunshine, the view and the company. Life is good.
So SleepyJess do you have any good stories to tell us?
What kind of stories Papillion? You're going to have to give me a while to get the hang of this.. but it certainly appeals.. So we are escaping from the 'real world' and you and Glitterfairy have created an alternative universe-type place for us here at Mumsnet..? Which is where I imagine Esmerelda the donkey is situated.. am I right so far?
Spot on SJ. Its our retreat and sometimes people come here to relax, to give stories or to chat.
It has become a quieter place of late. Glitterfairy (you are haunting better than I am)and I propping up the bar on the deck, so I am very happy to see you here
Here is a hilarious story about marriage, stealth and evil winds hErE
On that note I am off to sit on a hill to breath in the fresh air and listen to the birdsong speak of things wild and feminine.
LMAO Paps! That is a truly excellent story! I will look out for something as insightful so that I can contribute to the story telling that goes on here in the Land of Bong Trees!
Is it ok if I have an animal companion? And can it be a unicorn? It's not just any unicorn, we are very familar with each other already.. she has been around for years.. but since I 'grew up' I have not had anywhere to visit her. Here seems an excellent place! (Also, I'm not sure if she ever forgave me for losing my virginity.. ;)..as unicorns usually only go to virgins I think. But maybe if I invite her here to where you guys..and Esmerelda..and the Bong Trees are, then maybe she will allow me back into her favours again!
PS I did try to preserve the virginity for the good of my friendship with my unicorn - I DID really..!.. but you know.. real life gets in the way..
The Unicorn sounds wonderful SJ. Do you ride or walk with her? My nephew thinks unicorns are cool. He is here standing beside wanting to be read Bozo the Clown so I gotta dash. We used to inhabit a place called The land of litotes there are more stories there if you felt like a read... insightful and humourous.
Hello guys! Hiya sleepyjess.
I am currently giving esmerelda her carrots Paps and the unicorn seems to like a dish of moon drops.
In real life things are not so great so I am here to escape. I think today I will swim with the dolphins and then have a massage and something from the bong tree!
How about breakfast on the deck? Melsy where are you?
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