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omg - you will never guess what my hamster did!! do not read if easily offended!!!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun Fri 14-Aug-09 19:45:41

this disgusting - if you are offended easily then DONT carry on reading

dh was playing with hammy on sofa and then hamster ran into the corner of sofa and looked like having a pee (hamster owners will recognize the signs)

dh yelled and saw he had made a damp bit on sofa

i picked up hammy and blew on him and then reliesed that his willy was out and had white stuff


my hamster spunked on the sofa shock

<blondes heaves>

doggiesayswoof Fri 14-Aug-09 19:52:03


PixiNanny Fri 14-Aug-09 19:52:54

shock Dirty hamster!



OnlyWantsOne Fri 14-Aug-09 19:54:13

awww bless, it must be a lovely sofa

yada Fri 14-Aug-09 19:54:13

shock your dh turns on hamsters.

LukaLadybird Fri 14-Aug-09 19:58:07

Lol you blew on him hehe

doggiesayswoof Fri 14-Aug-09 20:00:15

yada that's what I was thinking

Felt it was rude to say out loud grin

Blondes' dh has some technique, no?

Confuzzeled Fri 14-Aug-09 21:05:43

tee hee, thats too funny.

differentID Fri 14-Aug-09 21:07:35

your dh blew the hamster and he came?


Blonde that is funnywink

Blondeshavemorefun Sat 15-Aug-09 12:50:07

perverts the lot of you shock grin

hamster owners will know that if hammys are being bad - you blow on them - not blow them hmm grin

and they hate it!!

i cleaned up the sofa

<blondes heaves again>

with a tissue and then wet wipes and them a damp cloth

dh sat the other end of the sofa squirming and i sat on the chair (the other side of room) smile

I have NEVER known a hamster to get turned on by mr blondes - though obv he is sex bomb!! grin

do you think they have been traumatised by the things they see?

i know i am traumatised by cleaning up the end results!!!

cheesesarnie Sat 15-Aug-09 15:38:48


differentID Sun 16-Aug-09 08:50:35


AmazingBouncingFerret Sun 16-Aug-09 08:58:13

Lmao! That reminds me of a budgie we used to have that would try to get amorous when perched on your finger!!! grin

Blondeshavemorefun Sun 16-Aug-09 09:53:22

ferret - how dos a budgie get amorous with your finger? grin

morethanyoubargainfor Sun 16-Aug-09 10:06:14

it's only what you and mr blondes have taught them!

You should be ashamed, very very ashamed <<wanders off tutting and wagging finger at the blondes!>>

Maybe next time you will think about the consequences of your actions wink


mrsdisorganised Sun 16-Aug-09 10:15:06

shock grin

AmazingBouncingFerret Sun 16-Aug-09 11:18:14

Lol, it would sort use one wing to shield itself and then try and rub himself against your finger, all the while his eyes going all white and crazy, cue much hand waving to get him to fly away and then furious scrubbing of the finger.
Ahhh the memories... grin
He was a sweet lil bugger when he wasnt trying to impregnate my fingers.

HecatesTwopenceworth Sun 16-Aug-09 11:19:58

grin from this point, forever known as the poster who gives blow jobs to small furry animals grin

sporadicname Sun 16-Aug-09 11:28:14

grin at 'ferret - how does a budgie get amorous with your finger?'

Blondeshavemorefun Sun 16-Aug-09 19:50:14

<hangs head in shame>

i am NEVER going to live this down - am i? blush

morethanyoubargainfor Sun 16-Aug-09 20:27:23

erm...............................NO grin

HecatesTwopenceworth Sun 16-Aug-09 20:27:57

not a chance

Jumente Sun 16-Aug-09 20:30:49

When you say 'playing' with hammy...hmm

bubblegumsupermum Sun 16-Aug-09 20:36:54

PMSL so so funny

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 17-Aug-09 08:27:10

ferret - the difference being you KNEW what your budgie was doing and still allowed him to wank against your finger shock grin

I on the otherhand had no idea that hammy had <whispererd> spunked over my sofa till i had picked him up

dh was innocently playing as in stroking hammy smile

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