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Welcome home. KingCanute!

(17 Posts)
SebastianBach Sun 09-Aug-09 22:12:05

<puts up banner>

<adjusts tight leather trousers>

JonathanDepp Sun 09-Aug-09 22:13:51

<pulls Seb's hair>

<sits down and begins plucking eyebrows>

10stonedog Sun 09-Aug-09 22:14:53


SebastianBach Sun 09-Aug-09 22:16:45

<peels Woofa off Jonny's leg>

JonBonJovi Sun 09-Aug-09 22:18:17

<wiggles tight ass>

<thinks better of it in presence of Woofa>

ColinOnTheOtherSide Sun 09-Aug-09 22:19:39


<flap flap>

MrBlonde Sun 09-Aug-09 22:25:26


Guys - can I hide here for a bit?

'Er indoors has just come home with a bumper pack of duracell. We all know what that means...

BlondesHammy Sun 09-Aug-09 22:27:57

Dad! Dad! While you're here, Dad, can I have my own room please? Or at least can you move me out of the living room and away from the sofa ?

everythingistaken Sun 09-Aug-09 22:41:52

where? where? what have i missed??
<<sits tight waiting for an answer>>

bella21 Sun 09-Aug-09 22:44:08


Blondeshavemorefun Mon 10-Aug-09 17:44:38


you are giving sweet innocent me a bad name shock

btw the sofa had some action last night grin


and blows wet kisses

JonBonJovi Tue 11-Aug-09 18:00:43

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead or alive...

King - where the feck are you?

Bella has some Very Important News for you grin

<adjusts bum bra which is chafing slightly>

<shakes Greater Swiss Mountain Dog off leg>

JonBonJovi Tue 11-Aug-09 21:13:02

Oh ffs not 2 fecking weeks at CP, surely?

Did you do something so heinous in a previous life you had to punish yourself this badly? shock

Bella21 Wed 12-Aug-09 09:08:39

<flicks through Dog World>

Bella21 Wed 12-Aug-09 09:09:10

<shakes JBJ off leg>

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 14-Aug-09 17:52:53


you have a thread just for you!!!!

KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff Sat 15-Aug-09 10:51:31

I have missed my own thread shock

and now bella has gone and it is all too late sad

I have been caught up worrying wether the DM will print my posts when I could have been here drivilling inane rubbish that no-one will ever publish!

Bella - please let me know your news!

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