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meat gone missing again ......

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/07/2009 18:31

thought i was going mad .....

i was sure i had seen some sausages on the draining board this morning

after tea they had dissapeered

i texted db to ask if he had taken out sausages

he texted back yes

i replied erm .... think they have vanished - and prob into monsters tummy

db not impressed

least woofa had good taste - they were venison sauasages

db now has filled pasta for tea

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bella21 · 30/07/2009 18:38

lol - I didn't feel like cooking tonight so we had frozen fish fillets & oven chips. DH took over cooking and I felt obliged to point out that the salmon fillets baking on the shelf below were not for us, but for the dogs

In my defence, they were out of date...

PurpleOne · 30/07/2009 22:55

My DD1 left out a pack of nice ham, and some cheese, by accident last week.
I KNEW I had ham and cheese, ready for picnic...food was gone!
Found the wrappers in the bathroom!!!

Probablt been shared around 4 kittens and MummyCat...and in her defence, it was NICE ham.

edam · 30/07/2009 22:57

As a vegetarian, I could cope with meat being pinched... it's the toast/cereal/pasta with tomato sauce and cheese that is worrying me. My new kitten is supposed to be a carnivore! Found ds feeding him meringue today. Kitten really enjoyed it.

AnarchyAunt · 30/07/2009 23:06

DP's dog (newfie/lab/gsd cross) get Very Hungry every now and then and steals food. Usually the bread or the butter as they are the most appetising things we leave out. Last time he hid the bread bag under the sofa cushions afterwards. He had half a leftover pizza once and we disturbed him mid-feast - I found a slice in the sofa a week later

We always remember we have forgotten to put something edible away when we have got halfway to where we are going, and then it's a case of Schroedinger's Butter/Bread/Pizza 'til we get home.

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 13:40

hlaf thr problem is that woofa is so big and can reach thinhs hidden or meant to be out of his readch

tbh i havent found anything he doesnt like - he is a right srounger and after each meal (where he sits in his bed watching us) he then dives under table and licks floor clean

bella - you give your pets out of date fish I would NEVER do that

woofa only has the best cuts of meat/fish - sometimes he steals them

purpleone- cheese is a real favourite for our woofa-he wolfed down 500g mature organic cheeses in a few mins that i was out of the room

edam - sounds like kitten has a good diet

AnarchyAunt HIDE the pizza better next time

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bella21 · 31/07/2009 13:57

I knew I'd get a bollocking for out of date fish

Tell me, Blondie, when you asked dh where the venison sausages were, did he say: 'No i-deer'

Get it?

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 14:12

pmsl - no i deer!!

and yes you are a bad mummy - giving your beloved pets out of date stuff !!!!

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bella21 · 31/07/2009 14:17

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 14:21

you hang that head!!!!!

and beg forgivness from me and your woofas!!

and then go out and buy them a whole fresh salmon each to justify your actions!!!

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bella21 · 31/07/2009 14:26

Gad, you're mean!

So glad I am not one of your charges

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 14:37

i rule my charges with a rod of iron - and lots of love!!!

and i NEVER give them out of date food - that would be a sackable offence!!!

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bella21 · 31/07/2009 14:46

ds has just come running through to tell me he has found 'the swine flu thing' like they show on tv...

...it was a white fluffy dandelion seed

Cue tricky explanation of microscopic viruses...

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 15:05

aww bless

im enjoying NO CHILDREN today!!

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bella21 · 31/07/2009 16:35

...watch out, sofa...

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 16:52

what is it with you and my sofa .....

saying that - last night dh and i .....

on the sofa .........

and in front of the hamsters .......

pmsl!!!

you know the saying i use on woofa and his humping

well dh is almost the same - though obv not dumb

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bella21 · 31/07/2009 16:54

pmsl - you are naughty

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 17:40

giggles

i know - i blame mr blondes!!

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bella21 · 31/07/2009 19:25

..am going to tell dh. Will tickle his funny bone, that will

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 19:39

what will

the young, dumb and full of cum?

or the bad mr blondes taking advantage of me when i was watching tv last night!!!

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bella21 · 31/07/2009 19:46

both, I suspect

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 19:47

and what is mr bella like?

you have seen a picture of my young man

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bella21 · 31/07/2009 19:55

Mr Bella is lovely. And, more importantly, lets me have as many furries as I like

btw, twas not me who said your dh looked younger than you - must have been KC

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Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 20:01

i rather like mr blondes furries!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2009 20:12

and with that comment

i am going to play with his furries

WAVES BYE TO BELLA AND KING

nighty night xxx

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bella21 · 31/07/2009 21:10

Filth and smut. Filth and smut.

Some of us come on here to talk about pets you know.

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