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meat gone missing again ......

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Blondeshavemorefun Thu 30-Jul-09 18:31:34

thought i was going mad .....

i was sure i had seen some sausages on the draining board this morning

after tea they had dissapeered

i texted db to ask if he had taken out sausages

he texted back yes

i replied erm .... think they have vanished - and prob into monsters tummy

db not impressed

least woofa had good taste - they were venison sauasages grin

db now has filled pasta for tea

bella21 Thu 30-Jul-09 18:38:48

lol - I didn't feel like cooking tonight so we had frozen fish fillets & oven chips. DH took over cooking and I felt obliged to point out that the salmon fillets baking on the shelf below were not for us, but for the dogs blush

In my defence, they were out of date...

PurpleOne Thu 30-Jul-09 22:55:28

My DD1 left out a pack of nice ham, and some cheese, by accident last week.
I KNEW I had ham and cheese, ready for picnic...food was gone!
Found the wrappers in the bathroom!!! hmm

Probablt been shared around 4 kittens and MummyCat...and in her defence, it was NICE ham.

edam Thu 30-Jul-09 22:57:52

As a vegetarian, I could cope with meat being pinched... it's the toast/cereal/pasta with tomato sauce and cheese that is worrying me. My new kitten is supposed to be a carnivore! Found ds feeding him meringue today. <boggles> Kitten really enjoyed it. grin

AnarchyAunt Thu 30-Jul-09 23:06:01

DP's dog (newfie/lab/gsd cross) get Very Hungry every now and then and steals food. Usually the bread or the butter as they are the most appetising things we leave out. Last time he hid the bread bag under the sofa cushions afterwards. He had half a leftover pizza once and we disturbed him mid-feast - I found a slice in the sofa a week later hmm

We always remember we have forgotten to put something edible away when we have got halfway to where we are going, and then it's a case of Schroedinger's Butter/Bread/Pizza 'til we get home.

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 13:40:46

hlaf thr problem is that woofa is so big and can reach thinhs hidden or meant to be out of his readch

<sighs>

tbh i havent found anything he doesnt like - he is a right srounger and after each meal (where he sits in his bed watching us) he then dives under table and licks floor clean grin

bella - you give your pets out of date fish shock I would NEVER do that

woofa only has the best cuts of meat/fish - sometimes he steals them smile

purpleone- cheese is a real favourite for our woofa-he wolfed down 500g mature organic cheeses in a few mins that i was out of the room hmm

edam - sounds like kitten has a good diet

AnarchyAunt HIDE the pizza better next time smile

bella21 Fri 31-Jul-09 13:57:02

I knew I'd get a bollocking for out of date fish grin

Tell me, Blondie, when you asked dh where the venison sausages were, did he say: 'No i-deer'

Get it?

grin

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 14:12:27

pmsl - no i deer!!

and yes you are a bad mummy - giving your beloved pets out of date stuff shock!!!!

bella21 Fri 31-Jul-09 14:17:22

<hangs head in shame>

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 14:21:50

you hang that head!!!!!

and beg forgivness from me and your woofas!!

and then go out and buy them a whole fresh salmon each to justify your actions!!!

bella21 Fri 31-Jul-09 14:26:05

Gad, you're mean!

So glad I am not one of your charges grin

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 14:37:47

i rule my charges with a rod of iron - and lots of love!!! smile

and i NEVER give them out of date food - that would be a sackable offence!!!

bella21 Fri 31-Jul-09 14:46:26

ds has just come running through to tell me he has found 'the swine flu thing' like they show on tv...

...it was a white fluffy dandelion seed grin

Cue tricky explanation of microscopic viruses...

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 15:05:27

aww bless smile

im enjoying NO CHILDREN today!!

bella21 Fri 31-Jul-09 16:35:19

...watch out, sofa...grin

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 16:52:22

what is it with you and my sofa .....

saying that - last night dh and i .....

on the sofa .........

and in front of the hamsters .......

pmsl!!!

you know the saying i use on woofa and his humping

well dh is almost the same - though obv not dumb grin

bella21 Fri 31-Jul-09 16:54:04

pmsl - you are naughty

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 17:40:31

giggles

i know - i blame mr blondes!!

bella21 Fri 31-Jul-09 19:25:09

..am going to tell dh. Will tickle his funny bone, that will wink

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 19:39:59

what will

the young, dumb and full of cum? grin

or the bad mr blondes taking advantage of me when i was watching tv last night!!!

bella21 Fri 31-Jul-09 19:46:10

both, I suspect grin

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 19:47:54

smile

and what is mr bella like?

you have seen a picture of my young man

bella21 Fri 31-Jul-09 19:55:48

Mr Bella is lovely. And, more importantly, lets me have as many furries as I like grin

btw, twas not me who said your dh looked younger than you - must have been KC wink

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 20:01:17

i rather like mr blondes furries!!!

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 31-Jul-09 20:12:40

and with that comment

i am going to play with his furries grin

WAVES BYE TO BELLA AND KING

nighty night xxx

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