Blondes... are you out there? What have you done with Bella????

[KingCanuteIAm]

I have been here a bit, just not posting (an abortive attempt to spend less time ) I have noticed that you are around but cna see no sign of Bella, so, what have you done to her?

Oh - and how are you btw

[10stonedog]

I haven't zeen her either. I really miss ze Belle Bella and her latex gloves removing ze catfish spines from my arz.

I vink she iz probably cuddling her beautiful new puppy and, like you ze King, trying very very hard not to spend all ze day on ze mumsnet, ja?

Eef I see her I vill hump her leg and tell her you a looking for her ja?

[KingCanuteIAm]

Hah, that is no excuse 10stonedog, if a new puppy is around I need pictures and details and a blow by blow account, preferably with some slip ups so I feel less inadequate.

Please, feel free to hump her leg/bit her arse/do anything you can to get her over here with pictures

[10stonedog]

I vill, KC, although I ave it on good authority it is all going swimmingly vif the new leeetell vun

Vrom what I can gather the gorgeous wiity intelligent and incredibly beautiful Bella az to type vun handed at ze mo and is due for a toilet break vor erself and vun for ze pup so vill be back later.

[KingCanuteIAm]

Phoeey, if it is going too well I may have to get my emoticon out



Oh, 10stone, remind me to tell you all about the antics of the 8mnth Dobe at out local training classes some time - that should put the fear of god in her give us something to chat about

[Blondeshavemorefun]

im here

though

you both DESERTED me and in my time of need

Jimmy my hamster died last week





what did the dobe do?

[10stonedog]

[KingCanuteIAm]

Aww blondes

I am sorry about Jimmy

I am wondering if I dare ask what happened to him though...

Dobe likes to test his owner out whenever he can - I will tell you all the gorey details as soon as I can sit and type!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Jimmy alas got a wee infection so took him to vet as he also had a swollen tummy/bum

vet said probably a tumour

he got antib's and was told to come back in 10days time

alas Jimmy died 3 days later

he was buried (not eaten 10 stone!!!) in a jam jar - i wont post the picture after what happened to poor colin - though blondes did get a mention in the mn email

king - i dont dare ask why you cant sit down - what did the dobe do - hump you!!

[bella21]

Aw, Blondie //[[hugs]]]]]]

You poor wee hammie nanny, you.

No seriously, it is awful when they go. Especially when they are as much loved as your furries are.



KC has obviously got her piles back - that's why she can't sit down. Get a suppository in, luvvie!

Dobes are very intelligent, tis true. More so than a GSD No really. They think ahead of you

My little bundle of loveliness is just fab but yes, she will keep me on my toes, especially as I chose a very outgoing, confident, independent one. Somebody remind me why I did that again?

[Blondeshavemorefun]

thanks bella



so do we get to see a picture of your new pup?

[bella21]

There, there, sweetie.

Have put some pics on my profile (using our unreliable my mates technique) - so let me know if it works.

Are you going to get another hammie?

[Blondeshavemorefun]

no pics on your profile

and yes def get another

gary other hammy is very quiet, think he is pining for Jimmy

[bella21]

ok, 2nd attempt

[bella21]

gary and jimmy are cool hammie names, btw.

If you get another boy, what will you call him?

[KingCanuteIAm]

Ooh ooh, I can see your pics Bella

Ooh ooh, I can see your puppy Bella

[KingCanuteIAm]

Hang on a mo.... Bella, you seem to have lost a few years, what has happened?

[bella21]

Pretty cute, dontcha think?

How's your lad doing, KC?

[bella21]

Re name change - cheaper than Botox

[bella21]

toilet break - laters

[Blondeshavemorefun]

OMG

how CUTE is he!!!!!!!

yes i noticed the name/age drop

all our hammies are named after male south park characters

not sure about next one - kinda running out of name

maybe chef, butters .....

[KingCanuteIAm]

Cute does not come close Bella, sooo lovely!

My lad is huge and making a nusience of himself, I am hoping that will calm down a little after he has seen the vet next week [evil cackle]

His teeth are driving him pretty nutty and his feet and ears are still 10 sizes too large for him. All in all everything is about where it should be

Ooh, I forgot my boast, he passed his puppy course last week and he won a prize with dd for doing the best trick! She taught him to sit to her side then weave through her legs in a figure 8 and sit back to her side at the end. [proud of both my babies emoticon] (I was even prouder when the others had taught their dogs to catch a treat or give a paw )

Blondes, you have gone down in my estimation South Park?

[Blondeshavemorefun]

friad so

blame dh - started with cartman (10years ago)

then

kenny, timmy, stan,kyle,terrence, philip, hank and Jimmy

(rip little furries)

[bella21]

I know nothing of South Park, Blondie - couldn't you switch to a Dynasty theme? Jeff, Blake, Krystle, Alexis, Fallon....so much classier

Are you getting his nads off, KC? You do know it won't quieten him, don't you ?

And why so early? Have you thought about the effect of testosterone on his growth plates ?

Very envious of trick though

My girl will have a lot to live up to, i can see

[Blondeshavemorefun]

def not changing theme

what would the other dead hammys say to that

our puppy monster wont have his nuts cut off as db wants to breed from him

i wanna puppy - but dont want it to grow big

[KingCanuteIAm]

Early? Vet says 6 months. You think that is too young? Tell me about growth plates, I was under the impression that 6 months had all that covered...

BTW, am PMSL at the idea of Dynasty being classier than anything

I am getting dd to teach him all sorts of tricks, we have about 6 weeks until the next classes start and I want him to keep practicing his focus. ATM he is very good at listening, he acts like a lab in lots of ways so I want to keep that going if I can (all the instructors have commented individually how calm he is for a GSD - don't worry he also has his stubborn moments hours days weeks )