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Have i harmed my hammy's - smutty btw!!

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Blondeshavemorefun Wed 03-Jun-09 13:21:20

just a quickie

well thats what mr blonde said grin

last night i was watching tv and mr blonde got rather loving!! wink

needless to say we had

<coughs and whispers>

sexual pleasures on the living room floor shock

all was fine - till we looked up and there were our 2 hammies watching us with glazed expressions on their faces

have i harmed them for life? smile

mollyroger Wed 03-Jun-09 13:22:50

when I saw rthe thread title I thought it was going to be about felching...

bagpuss Wed 03-Jun-09 13:23:32

Probably not but you did nearly make me snort tea all over my laptop with that post grin.

ihavenewsockson Wed 03-Jun-09 13:23:34

i don't know about hamsters but it doesn't seem to bother cats wink

Yurtgirl Wed 03-Jun-09 13:24:02

what the heck is felching?

Noooooo dont tell me I dont want or need to know

nickytwotimes Wed 03-Jun-09 13:25:14

FINALLY, the smutt I was promised.

I would've assumed felching too, tbh. grin

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 03-Jun-09 13:26:21

MOLLYROGER as IF blonde was felch!!! shock

BAGPUSS i try to amuse - i have obv spent too much time with bella and king!!

IHAVENEWSOCKON - really - do tell me more - obviously for research grin

have to say mr blonde was rather put off by their looking and then ganwing on bars

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 03-Jun-09 13:28:25

[[ http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching for those who dont know]]

blonde DOESNT do this btw!!!

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 03-Jun-09 13:29:39

here even

Iklboo Wed 03-Jun-09 13:32:26

Our dog usually wanders in midway through and sits watching. We wonder if she tells her friends she goes 'humaning'. She generally looks like she'd score us out of 10 if she could grin

bella39 Wed 03-Jun-09 13:33:59

Dear Blondeshavemorefun

I am a lifelong hammie owner and a former veterinary nurse.

I can confirm that yes, you have done irreparable psycholgical damage to your hamsters. They will almost certainly develop perversions of their own, of which felching may be one. Thank you for enlightening me as to the meaning of the word: I have an extensive vocabulary but had never come across that one before (no pun intended). Mr Bella and I shall discuss the etymology of felching at supper this evening.

HTH

Bella

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 03-Jun-09 13:35:42

she doesnt join in then?

my friend has 2 dogs and he was having fun with his girlfriend and her head was under the covers and he was moaning as she licked/sucked him

she then popped her head up to say something

and the licking continued .....

friend pulled back covers to find his dog licking his (as in friends) balls

now they ALWAYS shut the door!!!

KingCanuteIAm Wed 03-Jun-09 13:53:39

Thank you Ladies, I have now lost my lunch! sad

I cannot believe that I am being blamed for such behaviour, I would never do anything like tht in front of hammies, they are delecate and need careful social handling - so there.











wink

bella39 Wed 03-Jun-09 14:10:39

More info here:

here

pmsl

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 03-Jun-09 14:11:06

Dear bella

i am sadden to hear this but i feel that i should tell you that my hamsters already have perversions of their own - and do things to theirselves that mr blonde cant do to his self - and hopefully doesnt dream of doing!!!!

king - i never blamed you!!!

ps - i was an innocent blonde till i joined mn a few years ago and was shown the urban dictionary!!!

KingCanuteIAm Wed 03-Jun-09 14:16:17

You did Blondes, it was on another thread though - you said "I blame bella and KC"

I think you were trying to say that I was in some way to blame for your smutty mind when, clearly, it is all bellas fault, she is a smut monster! grin

bella39 Wed 03-Jun-09 14:17:45

<flounces>

KingCanuteIAm Wed 03-Jun-09 14:21:51

Hah, you tried that before Bella, we broke you then, you know we will break you again wink

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 03-Jun-09 14:22:03

tis true king - i did sad

im sorry

<blonde holds out hamster in penace>
btw bella - i after watching you link i will never be leaving dh gay friend alone with my darling beloved hammies

who i cherish!!!

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 03-Jun-09 14:22:40

or she will flounce to aibu - and the sex threads

you KNOW she loves those ones!!!

KingCanuteIAm Wed 03-Jun-09 14:28:08

Probably best if I take allthe hammies, just to be sure they are safe don't you think?

KingCanuteIAm Wed 03-Jun-09 14:28:47

<KC flicks through BARF book for appropriate chapter>

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 03-Jun-09 14:30:49

i was joking

my hammies are my babies and i LOVE them both dearly!!!

<blonde runs away fast clutching loved hammies>

KingCanuteIAm Wed 03-Jun-09 14:33:55

<chases blondes, cackling and waving BARF book>

It says here that small raw meat items are great for a dogs teeth... Woohooo Blooonnnddddeesssss......come back..

BLONDIIIIEEEEEE

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 03-Jun-09 14:40:56

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puppy would NEVER eat my pets!!!

<whispers>

what is this barf book?

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