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My dog is having wet dreams!!!

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Newbarnsleygirl Fri 15-Apr-05 17:15:09



And it's becoming a regular thing!

Theres a right pool of stuff where he's been sleeping

What should I do?

Flossam Fri 15-Apr-05 17:15:56

Put a nappy sheet underneath him to minimise clean up!!

mummytosteven Fri 15-Apr-05 17:15:59

shudder

put an old towel/blanket under where he's sleeping I guess!!!

have finally put that book in the post to you btw!

Chandra Fri 15-Apr-05 17:18:44

Get her a little girlfriend .

Are you sure they are wet dreams and not a discharge caused by an infection?

Newbarnsleygirl Fri 15-Apr-05 17:19:22

God it's revolting!

Newbarnsleygirl Fri 15-Apr-05 17:21:07

Yep.

He's had an infection before and it's different stuff!

I wouldn't get another dog if someone paid me.


Thanks mts.

cupboardy Fri 15-Apr-05 17:25:12

get him castrated

start a whole new debate

sweetmonkey Fri 15-Apr-05 17:25:22

my dog had a wet dream once, as i went into the kitchen he woke up, looked at it and then licked it up
yuck
my lovely innocent dog was not so lovely and i dont let him lick me anymore

Newbarnsleygirl Fri 15-Apr-05 17:28:22

It makes me feel sick when he licks his bits!

Dh is dead against having him castrated. Suprise suprise.

So it's not common in one particular breed then?

RTMTMML Fri 15-Apr-05 17:30:08

DH just read thread title and his face was a picture lol

Newbarnsleygirl Fri 15-Apr-05 17:30:52

LOL!

It's distgusting!!!!!

Newbarnsleygirl Fri 15-Apr-05 17:34:19

Apologies for those who were/are having their dinners!

lockets Fri 15-Apr-05 17:38:04

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hub2dee Fri 15-Apr-05 17:53:30

Could Rebecca Loos assist so things are released in a more controlled manner ?

lilibet Fri 15-Apr-05 17:54:38

pmsl

lockets Fri 15-Apr-05 17:54:52

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hub2dee Fri 15-Apr-05 18:11:23

....well.... she did seem to have rather good technique.



....floor's a bit soggy innit....

Newbarnsleygirl Sun 17-Apr-05 09:41:57

For those of you that were wondering (Hmmmmm) poor doggy is poorly

He'll be having tests as it may have some crystals stuck IYKWIM

hub2dee Sun 17-Apr-05 10:06:13

Hope the tests and any treatment go well, nbg.

I've phoned Rebecca and told her not to come over. She sounded very . I've suggested we meet up for a 'coffee' anyway.

Newbarnsleygirl Sun 17-Apr-05 10:18:19

PMSL!

Thank her for the offer though, Oliver the dog is also disappointed

hub2dee Sun 17-Apr-05 10:52:57

Oliver and I will just have to mooch around all day on the King's Road, Chelsea, trying to appear moody and sophisticated. Does he have a nice little neckscarf thingy ? Would he sit proud on the passenger seat of my convertible ?

Later this year, I could strap gorgeous dd-to-be in the back seat and the three of can go for a cruise - babe magnet extraordinaire - ladies-who-lunch beware !!!!

Doubt dw would be so chuffed though.

Newbarnsleygirl Sun 17-Apr-05 10:57:50

I think a drooling Beagle might just put the ladies off!

hub2dee Sun 17-Apr-05 11:13:03

Nonsense... I'm sure he's gorge.

Newbarnsleygirl Sun 17-Apr-05 11:17:59

Not when he pees in my house!!!

hub2dee Sun 17-Apr-05 12:12:22

Oh... hmmm.... that's not so pleasant. Will he spoil my leather ?

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