My dog is having wet dreams!!!

[Newbarnsleygirl]

And it's becoming a regular thing!

Theres a right pool of stuff where he's been sleeping

What should I do?

[Flossam]

Put a nappy sheet underneath him to minimise clean up!!

[mummytosteven]

shudder

put an old towel/blanket under where he's sleeping I guess!!!

have finally put that book in the post to you btw!

[Chandra]

Get her a little girlfriend .

Are you sure they are wet dreams and not a discharge caused by an infection?

[Newbarnsleygirl]

God it's revolting!

[Newbarnsleygirl]

Yep.

He's had an infection before and it's different stuff!

I wouldn't get another dog if someone paid me.


Thanks mts.

[cupboardy]

get him castrated

start a whole new debate

[sweetmonkey]

my dog had a wet dream once, as i went into the kitchen he woke up, looked at it and then licked it up
yuck
my lovely innocent dog was not so lovely and i dont let him lick me anymore

[Newbarnsleygirl]

It makes me feel sick when he licks his bits!

Dh is dead against having him castrated. Suprise suprise.

So it's not common in one particular breed then?

[RTMTMML]

DH just read thread title and his face was a picture lol

[Newbarnsleygirl]

LOL!

It's distgusting!!!!!

[Newbarnsleygirl]

Apologies for those who were/are having their dinners!

[hub2dee]

Could Rebecca Loos assist so things are released in a more controlled manner ?

[lilibet]

pmsl

[hub2dee]

....well.... she did seem to have rather good technique.



....floor's a bit soggy innit....

[Newbarnsleygirl]

For those of you that were wondering (Hmmmmm) poor doggy is poorly

He'll be having tests as it may have some crystals stuck IYKWIM

[hub2dee]

Hope the tests and any treatment go well, nbg.

I've phoned Rebecca and told her not to come over. She sounded very . I've suggested we meet up for a 'coffee' anyway.

[Newbarnsleygirl]

PMSL!

Thank her for the offer though, Oliver the dog is also disappointed

[hub2dee]

Oliver and I will just have to mooch around all day on the King's Road, Chelsea, trying to appear moody and sophisticated. Does he have a nice little neckscarf thingy ? Would he sit proud on the passenger seat of my convertible ?

Later this year, I could strap gorgeous dd-to-be in the back seat and the three of can go for a cruise - babe magnet extraordinaire - ladies-who-lunch beware !!!!

Doubt dw would be so chuffed though.

[Newbarnsleygirl]

I think a drooling Beagle might just put the ladies off!

[hub2dee]

Nonsense... I'm sure he's gorge.

[Newbarnsleygirl]

Not when he pees in my house!!!

[hub2dee]

Oh... hmmm.... that's not so pleasant. Will he spoil my leather ?