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am thinking of boiling oil
I always find tarring and feathering to be more effective.
A few missing toe nails?
tazer. definitely. then you can have it handy every time he uses the wrong one.
"Their is a dog."ZAP
You must tatttoo rules of grammar up his arms.Go now while there still open.<runs>
twig how come you didn't help me with my to and too quandry?
<Tars and feathers Fabio>
ffs have I not of suffered enough?<runs, stickily>
snurks at how the addition of feathers has morphed the cat into FabioFlangeCanary
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