Advanced search

I was in a fun factory today

(10 Posts)
gemmiegoatlegs Wed 30-Jul-08 20:21:53

and there was a sign on the play equipment stating "adults must enter play area. if your children need assistants, please ask a member of staff"

I wonder whether the staff are offering their services in managing the minutiae of the children's lives? Secretarial services? Media management?

luckily i had a handy ballpoint pen in my handbag and made a swift adjustment whilst the lady's back was turned

gemmiegoatlegs Wed 30-Jul-08 20:32:08

and they had a misplaced apostrophe 's' on sock's.

I changed that too

Yorky Wed 30-Jul-08 20:37:02

I like you!

funnypeculiar Wed 30-Jul-08 20:38:53

LOL - ds's diary could do with some active management.

<googles location of nearest fun factory>

Although I'm not sure I want to enter a fun factory...

Shitehawk Wed 30-Jul-08 20:39:05

Sod the grammatical errors; what the f*ck possessed you to go to a bloody fun factory? Wouldn't you rather poke your own eyes out with a blunt stick?

DorrisMcWhirter Wed 30-Jul-08 20:39:37

I salute you.
Bet it wasn't fun either.
'Fun Factory' should be required to carry a disclaimer in brackets beneath the name:
(Warning: may not contain fun or have been made on an assembly line where fun was present)

gemmiegoatlegs Wed 30-Jul-08 20:55:28

it was attached to a pub shitehawk

Shitehawk Wed 30-Jul-08 21:24:29

It would have to be, gemmie ... there is a special circle of hell reserved for such places.

And during school holidays too ... <hyperventilates>

StealthPolarBear Wed 30-Jul-08 21:32:42

Of course the truly pedantic thing to do would have been to take them literally and then sue them under the Trade Descriptions Act. But then you run the risk of being an arse

Habbibu Wed 30-Jul-08 21:34:58

Am laughing at all the adults being forced into the play area. "But I don't want toooooo..."

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, watch threads, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now »

Already registered? Log in with: