Not strictly pedantry but I thought some of you might chuckle at this

[Pruners]

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[Purplepillow]

[Hannah81]

can you poke him with a stick do you think? [naughty schoolgirl emoticon - complete with pigtails]

[HumphreySmallPillow]

I don't think I've ever met anyone who would tantalise an animal.

[RuffleTheAnimal]

and why not?