Lo and behold!

[Dumdedumdedum]

Is not low and behold. Is all. Ai thang yew.

Apologies if this has already been done to death, I've put in several search queries and still haven't found what I'm looking for.

[Olympiathequeen]

Haha. You don't see it often but the 'low' has escaped me so far!

[BrownEyedLady]

I wish they'd just make 'alot' a word. Annoys me when I see it an I see it so often now it should just be a word.

[FuckyNell]

Well you know it's a doggy dog world out there

[Dumdedumdedum]

Someone has been "blind sighted" by something unexpected happening. Brilliant oxymoron!