My mother has just flown 3000 miles to visit her 2 grandhildren for a week. How nice. [insert sarcastic emoticon here] i think if she were placing an ad in the paper it would go something like this:
Ad: 60-something lady available for grandmotherly duties. Will read stories, sing songs, play games and colour. But only between the hours of 10am and 4pm. Before 10am I must not be disturbed until I have completely finished sleeping late, exercising, showering, dressing and eating breakfast. After 4pm I may be tired and need a nap. Above activities (reading, singing etc) will also only take place if they do not interfere with much more interesting activities such as reading the Fringe Festival guide from cover to cover or having an unscheduled mid-day nap. Duties do not include feeding, dressing, changing nappies, toileting or bathing (especially bathing as the smell of certain soaps and shampoos may make me feel ill and dizzy). Can provide evening babysitting duties if children are already asleep and their is sufficient crap to watch on television - preferably court tv or some really, really bad science fiction like attack of the giant killer ladybirds from outer space.
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Sugarmag · 07/08/2005 10:16
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