how do you keep a straight face when you are saying "Ds2, I must insist..".

[coldtits]

"... that you take the pencil out of your bum and don't put another one there. You will hurt yourself"

"I won't, I want to write with my bum"

"YOu cannot write with your bum. Your pencils will get poo on them and you might make your bum bleed"

"I done a poo today so I won't get poo on them. ANd bums don't bleed"

"DS2. Do NOT put ANYTHING up your bum."

"O - kay...."

[TrinityIsFallingApart]

ROFFLE

that is hilarious

stop making me laugh it hurts my boob

how old is he?? lol so funny

[rubyslippers]

PMSL

"i want to write with my bum"

who doesn't?!

[piratecat]

omg

[differentID]

let me guess. 4 going on 5?

[heQet]

I have no idea how you would go about keeping a straight face.

Good luck with that. [helpful]

[coldtits]

No, he's three going on four, which is presumably how I managed to contain the episode without being called a poohead poobum mummy-I-HATE-you.

but apparently, I'm still not his friend.

[coldtits]

bump for the night shift

[stealthsquiggle]

PMSL. DD's answer to being told 'no' to anything is "but I want to" - but she hasn't thought of writing with her bum yet

[Joolyjoolyjoo]

PMSL! I've found myself saying many weird and wonderful things to mine- eg, "please don't lick the dog, darling" and "sweetheart, put the blow torch down and move AWAY from the cat"

Am away now to hide all the pencils..

[mollymawk]

LOL
What did you do with the pencil?

[QOD]

Hahahahaha
WHat was the other thread? someone picking fuzzy felt out of their ds's bum?

[Poledra]

Roffle!

Note to self: never chew in a thoughtful manner on a pencil in coldtits' house

[WingedVictory]

Ha ha, how my DH laughed at this. I am slowly reconciling him to MN....

[coldtits]

I washed it with an antibac wipe. I don't think it went up his bum

Since he started pooing on the toilet, he is rather enamoured of his bottom, and seems to sincerely believe it has magic powers.

This is not helped by watching "Super Duper Sumos" with his brother.

[WhoLetTheBuggerOut]

ROFL!! I think I should try writing with my bum LOL! Who could have thought of that!

Well my nephew would call the whole world whenever he makes a poo err .. "art". Once he particularly took a lot of trouble making dinosaur from the poo straight from his bum!

[EccentricaGallumbits]

Ha. just snorted risotto all over the keyboard.

my typing is going to be worse than ever.

i'm so glad we managed t avoid poo obsessions.

[BetterBitOfButter]

Absolutely PMSL, i am actually crying

[coldtits]

Ohhh "Poo Art"

There's a case for a big box of playdoh and mudpie time in the garden