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Good job SS werent around for this one

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peckarollover Mon 04-Jul-05 18:46:04

Its my hen night on saturday. My sister bought me an Ann Summers hen night pack.

Kids have found it

DS (21 months) is sitting naked except for red fluffy handcuffs round his wrists.

DD is holding the "sticky cock" and asking why I have a willy. I have told her its my friends who is a student nurse so that she can practice fixing poorly willies.

DD has had the condoms out asking what they are - I told her rings to pretend your a bull and put them through your nose.

DD is now whipping DS with a leather whip wearing an L plate.

MrsGordonRamsay Mon 04-Jul-05 18:48:03


QueenOfQuotes Mon 04-Jul-05 18:51:46

emily05 Mon 04-Jul-05 18:52:47


Pixiefish Mon 04-Jul-05 19:13:56


Whizzz Mon 04-Jul-05 19:15:33

luckylady Mon 04-Jul-05 19:26:47

DH and I are posl.

Whizzz Mon 04-Jul-05 19:28:52

In Woolies today (yes Woolies) in the toy section I noticed that they were selling gummy edible handcuffs.......strange...

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