The other day we had the neighbour's son over for dinner - which included broccoli. A surreal converation ensued...
Neighbour's child: "I don't like broccoli". Pushes it to the side of his plate.
DS (wolfing down his own dinner) "Can I have some?" Without waiting for an answer, leans over and grabs a bit off the plate.
Me: "Just a bit, then."
DS grabs some more, then more.
Me: "No - that's enough - stop it!"
DH (looking at me incredulously) "Would you just listen to yourself!!! You're telling our child to stop eating so much broccoli!"
In my defence, DS is rather greedy and will eat anyone's food given half a chance....
Please tell me I'm not the only one who says utterly ridiculous things to my child?
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What really absurd things have you said to your DCs?
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Gumbo · 07/12/2009 10:45
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