Dh is a plonker..........

[alwayslookingforanswers]

well according to DS3 he is.

DH walked into the lounge/diner to find bits of bread dumped everywhere.

He picked them up and said to DS3 (2 1/2) will you stop plonking bread everywhere - you bread plonker"

DS3's quick response was "I'm not a plonker...........you're a plonker"

[Buda]

LOL!

DH (baldie) was teasing DS about losing his 2 front teeth a few years ago and said "will you grow some teeth" - quick as a flash DS responds "will you ever grow some hair".

[alwayslookingforanswers]

haha - that's a good one Buda.

I'm never going to let DH forget this one - it's got to be one of the best lines any of my children have come out with