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Amusing insults

(9 Posts)
notnowbernard Thu 22-Oct-09 13:30:46


She has said this a few times in the heat of the moment, but screamed it in the crisps and snacks aisle at Sainsbury's the other day when I said no to Hulahoops

It's a good diffuser, anyway grin

colditz Thu 22-Oct-09 13:36:10


Ha-yahhhh is banned in this house. And the knees are all he can reach!grin

MedusaHead Thu 22-Oct-09 13:38:37

"You are not my favourite mummy", always makes me laugh as if they have so many other mummies to choose from grin

Iklboo Thu 22-Oct-09 13:40:00

Mummy your boobies smell like cheese <disclaimer I had chicken pox and was smothered in anti-itch stuff>

StealthPolarBear Thu 22-Oct-09 13:43:13

with a finger wag and stern face:
"NAUGHTY mummy"

we don't call him naughty DS, so i was wondering where he got it from, but realised we do tell his toys off like this

flaime Thu 22-Oct-09 20:55:37

My DD looked in the mirror and asked if she had black lines under her eyes. I said she didn't and asked why she asked and she said 'because you do mummy'. Obviously a bad night grin

Also when my kids get cross they tell me they are going to sack me and go to the mummy shop to buy a new one hmm

devilsadvocaat Thu 22-Oct-09 21:00:11

ds1 2.4 has taken to saying

'mummy/daddy is a jambum' and running away laughing hysterically to himself.

not entirely sure what it means but it is surely not a good thing.

Wallace Thu 22-Oct-09 21:19:18

ds2 (3) "I used to think you were an idiot, Mummy, but now I've realised you're not!"


Wallace Fri 23-Oct-09 21:10:35


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