Simple and factual. It's good. I think I'll use it.
Am bracing myself for
"A hole in your bits?" "Can I see?" "Do mans have a hole in their bits too?" "Do little girls have a vulva like mummies?" "Do little girls vulva not have a special hole for babies?" "Why do only mummies have a special hole for babies?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"
<repeat at top volume in all manner of inappropriate venues>
Had to tell DS recently as he was getting very upset that people get poorly tummies when they have a baby (Friend recently had c-section). I explained that sometimes doctors have to help get the baby out of mummies' tummies and it's a bit poorly for a while after but it all gets better. Mostly though babies come out of mummies front bottom (wooly term i know but what we use at the moment in our house). we push them out a bit like going for a big poo.
y'know, sausagetits, I was wondering that myself the other day. I would be perfectly happy to show DC any other part of my anatomy, and we generally go for the scientific approach all round - we have endless books with 3-D pictures of The Body, we look closely at dead animals found in the woods, etc etc. They both know all about the 3 special holes that women have, and so on.
but somehow, it just doesn't seem right for either DS or DD to have a good gawp between my legs.
presumably they have or will have a good look at each other, sometime, so they won't be totally unaware of the general layout.