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no, mine are
I've no doubt about it Platesmasher...
Not going to argue with you...
ah good, i'm glad we all agree. (except blue who will be ignored).I'll be getting on with my day then.Good day to you all.You poor things.
yeah but mine have a more intelligent and humorous mum
Mine are just plain stupid, fat and ugly
do you have lots of arms frasersmummy?
well, ok my spelling isn't so good.good job i've got these fabulous children to keep me right. <ponders why the u is dropped from humour to make humorous>
sorry, had one of those moments where the word humorous just didn't look 'right'.of course you are absolutely correct. sorry.
platesmasher for example is a twat (and should get to work so as not to taint the wonderfulness of her children by hanging around them)
Mine are the cleverest I know - ds can play the didgeridoo and balance a spoon on his nose (although not simultaneously) and dd can make fab fishcakes and reduce a tidy room to chaos faster than anyone else in the known universe!
I bet my DD can 'reduce a tidy room to chaos' faster than yours
How DARE you suggest that your dd is more talented than mine!! She could empty a wardrobe at 3 months I'll have you know!
Mine are the world's most beautiful thugs.
I bet my DD can wind me up into a frenzy faster than your DD can wind you up into a frenzy. And I bet my DS2 does "In Another Planet, Not Listening" better than any of your DSs.
Yeh, well your children might be lovely and intellegent and funny and talented, but MY children are both asleep AT THE SAME TIME.I win parenting!
seeker OK you win!! but my preteen DS can have to most noisy (door slamming) tantrums than any other preteen!! My DD can get her own way quicker than any other!!
huff thats just pure luck!!
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