You will run, in earnest for once, next to the policewoman mother who is very very fit and tall, and you will hit a damp patch of grass in your bare feet, and fall so hard your tits come out of your ears and you give yourself whiplash.
Chariots of Fire it was not.
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snigger · 12/06/2009 16:06
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