1) Woke up to find 'artwork' on our bedroom wall Apparantly my DH had a crayon in his bedside drawer. So when I fell asleep nursing my toddler this morning, I didn't realise she would get up and redecorate.
2) Been wee'd on by month old DS (first time !!!) As I was far too slow getting him on the potty, distracted by DD artwork.
3) Rang my parents for sympathy and advice on removing crayon from the wall and when my father said they didn't know as 'their kids never did such things'