Yep and it's my fault for giving them their tea and not supervising them properly, skiving off on to mumsnet and leaving them to get on with it.
I have even found myself telling them off in McDonalds, and when your table manners are not good enough for McDonalds, then you ARE in trouble.
What do they do wrong? Well EVERYTHING.
But if I am telling them off about everything it just comes across as one long harangue.
I need help in whittling it down to say, three most important things, to work on at the moment. When these are ok I can move on to more minor details. I can leave the "keep your elbows off the table" till last.
My 3 items I am planning to emphasise (hopefully ignoring the rest just for now):
- Sit on your bottom, straight on the chair (sub instructions to DD, do NOT keep showing your knickers no one wants to see them)
- Hold your knife and fork in the correct hands and by the handles.
- Cut the food up into bite size pieces and convey each piece to your mouth one by one. (ie do not spear a whole sausage with your fork and sit there and chew it for 10 mins).
Any ideas for other important things would be gratefully received.
What examples of bad table manners do all you mumsnetters really hate when you see them? Because I suspect my DCs do 'em all.
And now I come to think of it they are pretty good with the pleases and thank yous so it's not all bad.