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my willy won't go down mummy, It should be squishy, why is it pointin' up?

(51 Posts)
witchandchips Thu 17-Jul-08 10:34:08

what do you say?

copingvquietly Thu 17-Jul-08 10:35:07

its just having a stretchblush

gscrym Thu 17-Jul-08 10:37:06

It was feeling happy.

Morloth Thu 17-Jul-08 11:36:52

"Could you please put that away, its not nice to play with your willy with visitors around"

girlywhirly Thu 17-Jul-08 12:28:06

'That just shows that it works'

theexmrsfederer Thu 17-Jul-08 20:05:13

DH, stop doing that when we have visitors wink

cornsilk Thu 17-Jul-08 20:08:34

'leave it alone and and it'll sort itself out.'

BettySpaghetti Thu 17-Jul-08 20:10:47

I tell DS "yes, they do that sometimes"

(he used to say that it had "gone all bumpy")

MadamAnt Thu 17-Jul-08 20:11:38

lol at exmrsfed

snooks Thu 17-Jul-08 20:14:58

DS1 (3.10) says "my tail's gone all big" I think but don't say "well I'm not surprised considering your hand is permanently down the front of your trousers"

I just say "oh that's nice dear etc etc" and change the subject.

Have increased the number of times he washes his hands tho grin I was a bit slapdash with that before.

Hecate Thu 17-Jul-08 20:15:25

och damn it. All the good lines have been taken. <leaves thread, oddly unfulfilled>

snooks Thu 17-Jul-08 20:18:17

i remember ds1 having his first smile and miniscule erection at 5 weeks old (not simultaneously). i felt strangely proud

Monkeytrousers Thu 17-Jul-08 20:23:04

DS said the other day, 'Mammy my tiddler is boingy' grin

davidtennantsmistress Thu 17-Jul-08 20:25:11

ds this am was pulling on it really hard, and saying bite it mummy bite it - trying to actually bite it himself - think I need his daddy to have the 'I must not yank or bite my willie talk again!'

SummatAnNowt Thu 17-Jul-08 20:34:50

I say "it happens".

One day after he was having a good play with it he complained it wouldn't go down, I told him to leave it alone and it would, it did, and he was soooo impressed, "YOU WERE RIGHT!!!!!"

LurkerOfTheUniverse Thu 17-Jul-08 20:39:03

so glad i have dds

JackieNo Thu 17-Jul-08 20:41:35

lol at these - especially Monkeytrousers' DSgrin. Hasn't really happened with DS, at least not since he was a tiny baby.

hellsbells76 Thu 17-Jul-08 20:43:16

grin my DS once said 'mummy my willy's all straight and i want it to be curly again!'

EyeballsintheSky Thu 17-Jul-08 20:45:49

Oh, I want a son. Girls are so booooring (she says, having only the one very small dd)

Monkeytrousers Thu 17-Jul-08 21:19:36

I just told him what his dad would say - you have a bonk on, to which he parroted, 'a bonk on' lol

Monkeytrousers Thu 17-Jul-08 21:21:19

I often say 'stop fiddling with the tiddler!' with him and have a laugh with it though.

bergentulip Thu 17-Jul-08 21:38:56

Oh, don't.
My 3yr old has just realised that if he pulls back the foreskin it all gets faaar more interesting.

I don't really know where to look! blush shock

bergentulip Thu 17-Jul-08 21:51:18

Well, that was a bit of a threadkiller. Sorry! blush

MmeBovary Thu 17-Jul-08 21:54:21

I'm so glad I have a girL!

frasersmummy Thu 17-Jul-08 21:58:08

I just go for simple truth.. sometimes if you touch them they get bigger.. if you leave it alone it will get smaller again

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