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OMG How disgusting am i.........

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Donbean Wed 26-Jan-05 19:25:18

Today i actually picked up half a chewed smartie and some crisp crumbs from the carpet that ds had dropped and because i couldnt be bothered to walk to the bin .................................I ate them........EUW
What have you done connected to your kids that is disgusting?

SoupDragon Wed 26-Jan-05 19:32:11

Nothing so disgusting as that


morningpaper Wed 26-Jan-05 19:33:35

Last night I was lying in bed reading a book and found an old raisin stuck to a page - I NEARLY popped it in my mouth without thinking.

Recently the cat spat out a bit of chicken and I picked it off the carpet and ate it - I'm just so used to doing that with dd...

I am the GROSSEST.

bunny2 Wed 26-Jan-05 19:33:51

I often finsih a blowl of readybrek that has been sneezed in - I hate waste even more thna snot!!!

SoupDragon Wed 26-Jan-05 19:34:07

The CAT??? I think I'm going to be sick...

bunny2 Wed 26-Jan-05 19:34:29

MP, eating cat spit is truly disgusting!

Carla Wed 26-Jan-05 19:35:11

MP, I hope you licked your hands clean!

morningpaper Wed 26-Jan-05 19:36:35

Oh I NEVER cook anything anymore without snot in it.

pinkdiamond Wed 26-Jan-05 19:38:14

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Donbean Wed 26-Jan-05 19:38:38

OOOOHHH im so glad im not the only disgusting one here...thanks so much for your contribution morninpaper.PMSLxxxx{and feel SOOOO much better!

purpleturtle Wed 26-Jan-05 19:38:38

Thank you all! I thought I was lazy with low hygiene standards until I read this thread.

Cadbury Wed 26-Jan-05 19:40:44

When ds was tiny, I found (what I thought was) a crumb of chocolate on the sofa next to me but, after eating it, it definitely wasn't! I'd been changing a bitty nappy on the sofa earlier and a bit of pooh had rolled out. I feel sick just thinking about it. Such is my desperation for chocolate!

Twiglett Wed 26-Jan-05 19:42:39


Donbean Wed 26-Jan-05 19:43:35

Oh that has so cheered me up and made my day, no week, no month!
Poo heheheheh
PMSL.That has to be the best yet.

Cadbury Wed 26-Jan-05 19:48:40

morningpaper Wed 26-Jan-05 19:50:58

Ooh that reminds me, last week I was chewing some 'chocolate' from under my nails and just as I did I realised that it wasn't chocolate but I hadn't washed my hands properly after cleaning dd's bottom 10 minutes earlier.

I FREAKED out - I thought I was going to die of cholera or something.

spod Wed 26-Jan-05 19:54:32

this is all disgusting, can only assume you people are making this up!

morningpaper Wed 26-Jan-05 19:55:25

I've got a good immune system I reckon...

(Actually I didn't REALLY think it was chocolate under my nails, I was just biting them when it suddenly hit me what the lovely taste was... blee)

Donbean Wed 26-Jan-05 19:56:13

Nope, its all true,{from me anyway}.

pinkdiamond Wed 26-Jan-05 19:56:45

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morningpaper Wed 26-Jan-05 20:02:29

Just before Christmas I was at a friend's house and she found a chocolate stuck on the bottom of her sock and ate it.

I gave her RESPECT.

Fastasleep Wed 26-Jan-05 20:03:29

I'm always nibbling my nails and finding sudocrem under them....I dread to think what else is hidden by that perfumey flavour pmsl

Tessiebear Wed 26-Jan-05 20:07:02

Morning paper noooooooo! Cadbury yeukkk!!! This thread is making my m/s return!!!! But it is very funny!!!!

beansontoast Wed 26-Jan-05 20:10:17

morning paper YEAH YEAH YEAH (in a cheer leader style)

thats the best stuff i have read on here.
speechlessly in awe.

zippy539 Wed 26-Jan-05 20:21:38

Funny, just this morning I was thinking how easy it would be to mistake one of dd's pebbley little poos for a chocolate truffle and just guzzle it off the carpet by mistake...

You can tell by this post that I am completely relaxed with the concept of guzzling things off the carpet...

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