are mumsnetters generally miserbale kill joys

[LaCod]

cos it seems so to me

" i cna timaghine why boys liek to thump somthing with a stick" ( see pinata thread
god what planet are you ON

[Desiderata]

Seems to to me, too.

Some of the threads take my breath away.

[Desiderata]

[LazyLinePainterJane]

Have not seen pinata thread.

stick thumping seems fun to me, let alone a small boy.

[FrannyandZooey]

Oh yes I think so, well I am, and everyone else is just like me, so that's a yes, then

[AnnabelCaramel]

Have whack the rat instead. With real rats....

[MrsBadger]

obviously
[adjusts pince-nez, pats bun]

(nb have you been watching the Swap threads? two pushchairs offered in 'flemenco' and 'bugglegum', hun...)

[Pruners]

Message withdrawn

[LaCod]

you are utter fuckers
no chocolate no sweets no fruit shoots
no nothign
no pinatas oh no
no gender specific tosy
no guns
no fun

" oh no we knit otters out of sawdust they LOVE it"

[3madboys]

lol cod i just posted on that thread, i agree with you, pinatas are fab, my boys always have them at their parties

[LaCod]

and yet yhe kdis are all nutters who dont sleep and tantrum

[Peachy]

Oh dear (Peachy worried now as lanning an entry in carnival next year that involves boys dressed a Pinata and me as a Mexican with a big stick- will I get lynched)

[bran]

Blimey! I can't believe it's Cod asking the question. I was fully expecting it to be a comment about her.

[LaCod]

badger i am trying to give up the for sale threads

[belgo]

my girls love pinatas.

lol at F&Z

[FrannyandZooey]

otters

sawdust

yes indeedy

[NomDePlumeIsIrrationallyAngry]

lol @ 'utter fuckers'

[lulumama]

ah, welcome back fishy one...care for a joyful hug ?




we are having a pinata for DS this year.. and he;s not even having a party !

[LaCod]

and the WRST ONE EVER was " why do kdseat crap at parties"
oh JESUS WEPT nad HAD A PDADDY

go on

go nd be ofended yu tosser i dont care

[LaCod]

utterly fuckerly

[HectorsHouse]

there are some intensely weird parenting views put forward as normal on here. and then everybody else shuts up or agrees and you think god maybe everyone I know is actually getting it wrong. that way madness lies

[LaCod]

AND THE ONE" I NEVER AM DURNK WHEN MY KDI IS AWAKE"

YOU NEVER HAVE MORE THAN ONE GLASS OF WINE?????????????????????
yOU UTTER MARTYRS TO PARENTING

[Blandmum]

Oh FFS cod don't be so farking stupid
















Otters are protected. You have to knit ferrets nowerdays

[Carmenere]

I love thumping but that's because I'm Irish

[LaCod]

ill farking knit your ferret