DS has a playmate so was driving 4 children home and stopped because young lad on a bike swerved out onto the road in front of me. Silly woman behind, (up my backside as it happens) completely failing to read the road ahead, etc. sounds horn at me so I say "fuck off" and glare.
Children all give me stony stares when I turn around and then, of course, I realise my mistake.
Little boy said it was okay because his dad says tosser. I am mortified. Shall I apologise to his dad when he comes to collect.