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DD twerks in Tesco

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SawnUpLooRoll Fri 10-Aug-18 21:53:01

She's seven. It's meant to be a bottom wiggle but she never did get the sideways movement, instead bending her knees and bobbing her bum up and down.

Today she did it in Tesco, at the ready meals, in front of several people.

New poster who just wanted to share my distress at the situation. Reassurance that other people's DCs do similar would be welcome, as would wine.

Gileswithachainsaw Fri 10-Aug-18 21:54:09

Oh mine does this all the time hmm

I have no idea where she gets it from

SawnUpLooRoll Fri 10-Aug-18 21:56:13

Thank God! I thought I was alone. She's realised that it makes people giggle so she's doing it even more. She's got twerking whilst shuffling arsewards at me down to an art.

Gileswithachainsaw Fri 10-Aug-18 21:58:46

I just tell myself it can always be worse grin

That and shop online

DamageControl Sun 12-Aug-18 02:03:35

Not just yours. Both of my daughters 4 and 8 do this all the time.

It's been years! The eldest first picked it up from an episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (of all places), where they all start hallucinating and a mushroom starts twerking.

And that is why our children refer to it as "the mushroom dance", your honour.

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