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Cheer up a pregnant fatty 🙂

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PeapodBurgundy · 15/03/2018 21:04

Cheer me up. Pregnant and beginning to feel bloated and heavy. Sat in OH's dressing gown, letting it all hang out, feeling vaguely comfortable for the first time all day. The toddler (who slept half of the afternoon and is still wide awake still) takes extreme offense, and starts wrapping the dressing gown back around me, then has a tantrum because my legs are still showing out of the bottom 😂🤣. What seemingly daft things have your little ones taken offense at\stropped over?

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Kitchenbound · 16/03/2018 02:45

I wore a blue top. DD went apeshit at me because blue is for boys apparently. Cue 45 minutes of unstoppable screaming tantrum throwing nightmariness. The next day i discovered every blue top of mine hidden under her bed 😂😂

Should have seen the reaction when her GM bought her a blue dress... ahhh memories 😂

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Thishatisnotmine · 16/03/2018 02:48

I toasted her toast. She wanted untoasted toast.

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Beetlebum1981 · 16/03/2018 03:35

My hairy armpits - I was 39 weeks pregnant, shaving my armpits wasn't high up on my list of priorities 😂

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PeapodBurgundy · 16/03/2018 09:09

Kitchenbound, I'll not let her see my bulk spelling out of a blue dressing gown then Grin

Thatis I wonder if that's a great or lesser crime that cutting it in the wrong shape?

Beetle, that's not much of a priority at anytime here, I should be more organised with such things, but it somehow never happens, haha

Its nice to wake up to other people's crazy children as well as my own, haha 🙂

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Nomad86 · 16/03/2018 14:57

Yesterday dd wouldn't go to nursery because it wasn't the day she has lunch there and she loves it. Yes, her solution to loving nursery too much was to not go.

DS cried a few minutes ago because he'd eaten all the cheese.

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