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whats the worst thign oyu have shouted at an uncomprehending baby

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danceswithnewboots Sat 03-Mar-07 19:17:19

Why can't you just bl**dy go to sleep, I'm bl**dy knackered (followed by desperate sobbing) when dc were babies

ladylissielou Sat 03-Mar-07 19:14:43

pmsl, i tell ds that ill call barnardos then start crying and tell him i dont mean it really and buy him a new toy/chocolate

CAM Sat 03-Mar-07 19:12:18

Was he wearing a tuxedo on top of his nappy and vest cod

Twiglett Sat 03-Mar-07 19:10:07

I try to shout DS to sleep sometimes:
"IF. YOU. DON'T . GO . TO . SLEEP . I . WILL . <insert pointless threat> . GO . TO . SLEEP . NOW"

yes its really conducive to sleep don't you know ... being yelled at

moondog Sat 03-Mar-07 19:10:03

'Oh for Christ's sake,can't you just stop fucking whingeing?'

colditz Sat 03-Mar-07 19:09:10

I am not too bad, thank you Dior. Having to lay boundries with the boys' dad though - explain that yes he can come and see the boys whenever he wants - he may not set the computer to download stuff while he's not here

Mercy Sat 03-Mar-07 19:08:14

"don't be so childish"

I've said that more than once to dd

Dior Sat 03-Mar-07 19:06:01

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colditz Sat 03-Mar-07 19:04:16

"Oh for Christ's sake child, what now?"

At ds2, aged about 5 months.

Very whiny baby though.

FluffyMummy123 Sat 03-Mar-07 19:03:11

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Nbg Sat 03-Mar-07 19:02:48

I should get my dh on here.
He could tell you some good stories

bristols Sat 03-Mar-07 19:02:04

Exactly the same as you, Cod! Whilst lifting him from his moses basket probably a little too quickly. My LO not as cultured as yours though; just wanted some boob.

FluffyMummy123 Sat 03-Mar-07 18:59:42

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WideWebWitch Sat 03-Mar-07 18:59:02

My friend shouted "FK OFF" to her surprised looking 2 yo in the middle of the night and the 2yo went straight back to sleep. (it was a friend, not me)

KTeePee Sat 03-Mar-07 18:58:39

shout, moi?

FluffyMummy123 Sat 03-Mar-07 18:57:21

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