Sentences I never knew I would say...

[PurpleBun]

Before having a child, there were certain sentences that never crossed my mind to say. For example, at dinner tonight...

"Can I just take that spoon from your armpit?"

[MrsPussinBoots]

Please don't lick my ear

[Sillymummy81]

We don't put poo in our mouths

[NickMarlow]

We don't eat trolleys

[ItchyFoot]

"You've puked in your own ear". To dd2 about 10 minutes ago

[NickMarlow]

You don't need to dry the cat

[Highlove]

We don't lick the cat.

[mailfuckoff]

We can't wrap the cat in a pancake. The cat doesn't want a catfood pancake (although she probably would!)

[DXBMermaid]

Don't french kiss the dog.

Don't lick your brother, the toilet seat, the windows of a shop, my ear etc etc

Camel poop is not food.

No you cannot cook yourself scrambeld eggs, you are 2.

Please wear pants at the table

[Xmasbaby11]

Don't kiss the bin.

No one don't want to see your poo that looks like a sausage.

[coughingbean]

Please don't eat kristoff

[coughingbean]

Ooo and 'no, you do not want to see your sisters poo coming out"

[toffeeboffin]

Stop eating snow!

[Hgmother]

Don't you dare put your bogey in my mouth....