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Sentences I never knew I would say...

(14 Posts)
PurpleBun Tue 28-Feb-17 17:54:14

Before having a child, there were certain sentences that never crossed my mind to say. For example, at dinner tonight...

"Can I just take that spoon from your armpit?"

MrsPussinBoots Tue 28-Feb-17 17:58:30

Please don't lick my ear hmm

Sillymummy81 Tue 28-Feb-17 17:59:35

We don't put poo in our mouths hmm

NickMarlow Tue 28-Feb-17 18:01:46

We don't eat trolleys

ItchyFoot Tue 28-Feb-17 18:01:52

"You've puked in your own ear". To dd2 about 10 minutes ago

NickMarlow Tue 28-Feb-17 18:02:22

You don't need to dry the cat

Highlove Tue 28-Feb-17 18:30:58

We don't lick the cat.

mailfuckoff Tue 28-Feb-17 18:32:23

We can't wrap the cat in a pancake. The cat doesn't want a catfood pancake (although she probably would!)

DXBMermaid Tue 28-Feb-17 18:33:23

Don't french kiss the dog.

Don't lick your brother, the toilet seat, the windows of a shop, my ear etc etc

Camel poop is not food.

No you cannot cook yourself scrambeld eggs, you are 2.

Please wear pants at the table

Xmasbaby11 Tue 28-Feb-17 18:34:26

Don't kiss the bin.

No one don't want to see your poo that looks like a sausage.

coughingbean Tue 28-Feb-17 18:37:11

Please don't eat kristoff

coughingbean Tue 28-Feb-17 18:38:17

Ooo and 'no, you do not want to see your sisters poo coming out"

toffeeboffin Tue 28-Feb-17 18:38:42

Stop eating snow!

Hgmother Tue 28-Feb-17 18:38:54

Don't you dare put your bogey in my mouth....

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