Kids driving me mad

[klch14]

We've all had a day in today and it's been the day from hell. DD 6, DS 5 & DS6months. First it started with cereal all over the floor, followed by rice crispy food fight. Books and toy car shoved down the toilet. Then DS (5yr old) locked me in the downstairs toilet. While DP had popped to tesco. DD spilt a whole tub of formula over the kitchen floor. (Decided not to use toilet while DP went back to tesco) followed by tears, screaming and then fighting. I gave in about an hour ago to my DD and gave her back her tablet only for her to be playing on "talking Tom" when I was telling her of for the 1,000,000,000,000 time today, for her to play it back to me via then app followed by her saying, " this is what you sound like mum when you shout" (it replays in a really high pitched voice). I couldn't do anything but laugh. I love my kids to death but today I hated them (I don't actually mean that!) anyone fancy sharing any similar stories?!

[suspiciousofgoldfish]

Your DP could take one of them when he pops to tesco!

I often "pop to the shop" to get some alone time....