Last night my ds2 (9) tried pork chops for the first time. He left the table to use the loo and none of us thought anything of it. Was surprised by his empty plate as the chops had a little bone around the edges which we had to cut off... after dinner I went to use the loo and it was blocked. On further inspection it wasn't a typical blockage... it was an entire pork chop. Turns out ds had tried to cut into the bone and been horrified when he thought that's what pork chop was. God knows why he didn't say but he got his sleepover cancelled... with great difficulty on my part.
My dd once tried to get out of going to school by complaining that her sleeve hurt. Another time she tried to wash her hair in the front room... with milk.
My ds1 once knocked a jug of milk over everywhere while I was on the loo. I came back and asked "what happened?" To which he replied "'dunno. 'Sploded".
There have been many such incidents but these are the ones that spring to mind.
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EyeRollChampion · 16/07/2016 19:02
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