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to have been shat on twice in two days

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airtrafficpilot Mon 02-May-16 18:43:26

Oh it's not what you think, unless you thought literal shit in which case it is exactly what you thought.
My poor ds has had a very upset tummy the last two days and both days I have ended up being covered in shit!
What's most annoying is he's spent most of the day with daddy as I've been in work both days and he's been 'fine' until I come home and pick him up for cuddles.
I'm just venting as my dp thinks it's hilarious and has been crying with laughter

pippistrelle Tue 03-May-16 09:32:16

Poor you!

I hope you son is better today. Or at the very least, you're wearing a Teflon coated outfit.

suspiciousofgoldfish Tue 03-May-16 13:38:46

Think of it as being lucky?

Sounds like DH could do with being crapped on....

Daffodil90 Tue 03-May-16 14:49:57

I got some under my fingernails the other day. Special times!

wine for you!

airtrafficpilot Tue 03-May-16 16:19:39

Thanks all. Day three and all good so far. Hopefully he's on the mend.
Hate seeing them ill and there's a strong dislike for being pooed on grin

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