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Cutest toddler excuses for not doing what they are meant to do...

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dodi1978 Mon 25-Apr-16 21:25:44

DS, 2.8, on the weekend, when refusing to go on the potty:

"It's not potty time on the Island of Sodor"

It's a sad truth that he'd rather live there in the Diesel shed than with us...

No searching the internet for Island of Sodor clocks...

Salmiak Mon 25-Apr-16 21:27:43

I cant go to sleep because...... I've forgotten how to close my eyes

CaptainWarbeck Tue 26-Apr-16 08:34:48

Not mine but I love the one I read on here about a DS who wouldn't wipe his bottom because he 'didn't have the time!' grin

ElviraCondomine Tue 26-Apr-16 09:23:51

My friend's DD (3) claimed she couldn't walk because she didn't have any bones in her legs.

lisaneedsarest Tue 26-Apr-16 09:27:05

My dd say's "I'm trying to be good mummy, my head tells me to be good, but I just can't do it" in a very sweet innocent voice!

NoCapes Tue 26-Apr-16 09:29:45

Me - "DD please don't play with mummy's lipstick"

DD - "but mummy I'm faaahhbulous!"

Namechangingbastard Tue 26-Apr-16 09:31:17

If you choked on something or got something stuck in your throat my dm used to say "it's got bones in" cue my 3yo on the potty straining to poo and crying I can't it's got bones in!

sophia17 Tue 26-Apr-16 09:41:54

"I just want to do what I want to do!"

BadDoGooder Tue 26-Apr-16 09:46:00

Me: DS please stop throwing things around the room, it's getting a bit silly now.
DS: <sweet innocent face> It's not me mummy, it's Fireman Sam, he keeps throwing things, not me.

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