I recently returned to Glasgow from a fantastic mid-week break at CenterParcs Sherwood Forest with my toddler daughter only to discover that she suffers from pretty chronic travel sickness. As a consequence of her continuous spewing I found myself stopping in places I had never heard of before let alone considered visiting.
The fist mega-barf occurred just as we entered Newcastle. We were forced to stop in a place not far from the center of the city and just off the M1 motorway called Wallsend. I ended up changing her clothes and cleaning up her car seat next to a section of Hadrian's Wall!!! I couldn't believe it although was saddened by the fact I was unable to walk amongst the existing Roman stonework for fear of being viewed as a neglectful parent, leaving my poorly child as she lay semi-naked on a rug next to the car.
The second uber-chuck of the journey happened just after we crossed the England/Scotland border and resulted in us pulling into a small village off the A1 called Reston - a stones throw from Coldingham and Eyemouth. Again, whilst changing and cleaning my now extremely 'peely-wally' child I found myself impressed by the floral display at the entrance to the village and also laughed inwardly as a group of teenagers passed me questioning amongst themselves why there was a naked child lying in the grass whilst I was frantically scrubbing the back seats of the car with my last remaining baby wipes.
Finally, the most recent episode of horrendous-hurling happened just as I paid my £8 parking fee upon entering the Royal Highland Show Ground just on the outskirts of Edinburgh. I made it out of the car and round to her side during her second gag by which time it was too late. This time I found myself changing her in the parking attendants portacabin. In praise of the attendants, they all left to provide privacy which I thought was a real classy touch. Whilst I had a change of clothes for her I had not bargained one her being sick on every single piece of clothing (which she was) so had to subsequently buy additional clothes for her within the showground at exorbitant prices.
So, there you have it: Wallsend, Reston and The Royal Highland Show. There have been many others, including a wind tunnel like valley on the West Coast of Scotland in the pouring rain but that's a story for another time.
Please, share with me and others your similar stories of travel sickness misery and the places in the world you have been forced to visit/experience as a consequence of your child's inability to regulate the content of their stomach.
Jock O'lad
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Travel Sickness - where have you stopped to clean up a travel sick child? The more unusual/interesting the better!
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jockolad · 27/06/2015 20:56
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