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bouncyball Wed 19-Jul-06 19:17:24

Hello I have a DD 2.6 and a 9mth DS. My DD is now interested in what boys bits are because she sees them in the bath every day.
What do you call the genetalia with your children?
We've slipped into 'tinky winky' for his little willy but what do you say for a girl? I can't remember having a childhood name for mine!

MaloryTowers Wed 19-Jul-06 19:18:31

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FrannyandZooey Wed 19-Jul-06 19:18:51

HC, would you like to do the honours, or shall I?

MaloryTowers Wed 19-Jul-06 19:19:44

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misdee Wed 19-Jul-06 19:19:45

pmsl at tinky winky, he wont be thanking you for that one in years to come!

what wrong with willy and fanny?

Twiglett Wed 19-Jul-06 19:20:46

bits and willy

fairyfly Wed 19-Jul-06 19:20:46

Clout

MrsJohnCusack Wed 19-Jul-06 19:20:56

oh I was just coming on here to say where's Harpsi

great minds and all that

doesn't Tinky Winky cause confusion if she watches the Tellytubbies?!

MaloryTowers Wed 19-Jul-06 19:21:47

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samwifewithkid Wed 19-Jul-06 19:21:51

I just call my daughters parts her "wee wee bits" and "poo poo bits" for the back. I'd rather keep it simple and matter of fact than make up a silly name!

If someone were to ever touch the child in the wrong place at least an adult would know exactely where she was talking about if she were to use that name rather than some silly one.

curtaintwitcher Wed 19-Jul-06 19:22:14

hi ds is 2.9yrs and noticed his sisters bits and the only thing that came to mind was a jina[as in vagina] and he calls his bits a willy.

MaloryTowers Wed 19-Jul-06 19:22:47

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FrannyandZooey Wed 19-Jul-06 19:24:32

PMSL Malory

Oh where oh where is the Queen of the Vulvas

Or should that be Queen of Our Vulvas

Like Diana

except not



I'll get my coat.

fairyfly Wed 19-Jul-06 19:24:36

My son calls my clout a beard.

MaloryTowers Wed 19-Jul-06 19:26:33

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Squarer Wed 19-Jul-06 19:26:45

<<wheeeze>>> at FF
Willy or diddler here (as in stop diddling with your diddler, used whilst changing his nappy to make him laugh). The first one is the general term we use (he's 19 months)

MaloryTowers Wed 19-Jul-06 19:27:04

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MaloryTowers Wed 19-Jul-06 19:27:04

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FrannyandZooey Wed 19-Jul-06 19:28:06

<sniggering unfeasibly hard at Malory>

Missed you, you know

MaloryTowers Wed 19-Jul-06 19:28:50

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Kelly1978 Wed 19-Jul-06 19:39:56

i like Split-faced hair shark myself

MaloryTowers Wed 19-Jul-06 19:40:44

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FioFio Wed 19-Jul-06 19:42:43

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Kelly1978 Wed 19-Jul-06 19:43:44

splutter!

MaloryTowers Wed 19-Jul-06 19:46:54

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